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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Why was the moth so unpopular? - |Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
178 |
0 |
2 |
cross a firefly and a moth - |What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who can find its way around a dark ward...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
307 |
0 |
3 |
Mice Krispies! - |What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?Mice Krispies!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
665 |
0 |
4 |
A mouseketeer! - |What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
279 |
0 |
5 |
'Please cheese me'! - |What is a mouse's favorite record?'Please cheese me'!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
148 |
0 |
6 |
A mouse in a minefield! - |What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
12594 |
0 |
7 |
Miami mice! - |What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
294 |
0 |
8 |
Mice cubes! - |What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
310 |
0 |
9 |
Stalagmice! - |What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
280 |
0 |
10 |
Julius Cheeser! - |What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
322 |
0 |
11 |
Mouse Tse Tung! - |Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
602 |
0 |
12 |
Cross mouse cards! - |What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
325 |
0 |
13 |
fit over a bucket! - |What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
615 |
0 |
14 |
Hickory hickory dock. - |Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
291 |
0 |
15 |
Sir! - |What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
325 |
0 |
16 |
Mousework! - |What do mice do when they're at home?Mousework!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
280 |
0 |
17 |
Three blind mice! - |What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?Three blind mice!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
289 |
0 |
18 |
A hamster! - |What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
2216 |
0 |
19 |
When it's raining cats and dogs! - |When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it's raining cats and dogs!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
255 |
0 |
20 |
A thin mouse! - |What's the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
270 |
0 |
21 |
Is there a mouse in the house? - |Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there's a moose on the loose!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
260 |
0 |
22 |
A gerbil shepherd dog! - |What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd dog!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
35266 |
0 |
23 |
A mouse-tache! - |What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
39345 |
2.5 |
24 |
For some light refreshment! - |Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
241 |
0 |
25 |
Mouse code! - |What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
603 |
0 |