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Computerized Payroll (Y2K) - January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have not...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
2 |
Viagra - I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
319 |
0 |
3 |
Clinton strikes out. - Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good looking waitress comes up and asks, "Ca...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
4 |
Brain to nerves - How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
5 |
Lipstick on her steering wheel? - Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow the horn!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
204 |
0 |
6 |
Fortune - A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
267 |
0 |
7 |
Saggy Boobs - Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: "We'd better get some support or people are gonna thi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
354 |
0 |
8 |
Jesus vs Satan - Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer programmer. Finally, they...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
370 |
0 |
9 |
A Mother Cow - What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?"Decafinated"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
717 |
0 |
10 |
Pirate Joke - What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
11 |
What\\\'s a Blonde do after... - Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce herself to the guy on the bed....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
12 |
The Ballerina - This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
13 |
Great truths about life. - Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree.2. There's alwa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
14 |
Optician - A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested because he suspected short sightedne...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
15 |
No Chance - Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After the examination the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
16 |
How many mimes? - Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2, the trick is getting them IN there....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
17 |
Liberal Episcopalians - Q: Hey... Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They are so liberal that...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
18 |
In the Bathroom - If you're an American when you're out of the bathroom, what are you when you're IN the bathroom?Euro...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
245 |
0 |
19 |
Turtle and a Blonde? - What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they're on their back their both fucked!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
20 |
Nag Nag Nag! - A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
359 |
0 |
21 |
Windows 95 - Why can't dogs use computers?Because you can't stick your head out of Windows XP...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
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22 |
String Joke - A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender replies "I'm sorry, We do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
23 |
Blondes and Bras - How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They'll be square because they forget to take the Klenn...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
24 |
The Blondes and the Spaghetti - What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
25 |
Point Of View - 1. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.2. It's not true that married ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |