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The Contest! (Very long, Very adult) - Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A beer tas...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
2 |
Is that your final answer? - A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, "I thought we'd have sex tonight...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
107 |
0 |
3 |
Human Resources Memo! - TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management's attention that some indiv...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0 |
4 |
Can you pay the bill? - A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery. The operation went we...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
318 |
0 |
5 |
Once upon a time! - Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
236 |
0 |
6 |
Signs you may be a Canadian. - Here's some sure signs you may be a Canadian...You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk" You unde...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
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7 |
Some useful bits of info! - Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
249 |
0 |
8 |
How to Shower like a Man! - How To Shower Like A Man:1 - Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
0 |
9 |
Ballerina - What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!...Read the whole joke |
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246 |
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10 |
Condom Education. - A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
289 |
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11 |
Fart, farts everywhere! - An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him - "Doctor, I don't know what the problem is, but ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
367 |
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12 |
Actual excuse notes to teachers! - *** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son is u...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
821 |
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13 |
Computers: Male or Female? - A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterpar...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
14 |
Snow shoveler's diary. (LONG JOKE) - DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
242 |
0 |
15 |
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf! - ***The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!***1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally o...Read the whole joke |
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948 |
0 |
16 |
If Men TRULY Ruled The World! - "If Men TRULY Ruled the World!"...Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the behind and a "Ni...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
606 |
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17 |
Have you Ever... - Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little legs open!!!!...Read the whole joke |
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942 |
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18 |
Milk Truck - Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
565 |
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19 |
Lipstick problem! - According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
945 |
0 |
20 |
New rules for dieting! - 1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you drink a diet soda with candy, they cancel...Read the whole joke |
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1074 |
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21 |
Blind deer jokes - What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?St...Read the whole joke |
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1011 |
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AOL/TW Merger. - Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon expect the following changes:T...Read the whole joke |
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1215 |
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23 |
Meet me for lunch! - The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
604 |
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24 |
This is so dumb - it's funny! - There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty and he liked her a lot.One ...Read the whole joke |
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607 |
0 |
25 |
Hillary and Bill again! - When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed. You must prom...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
648 |
0 |