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Burger jokes - How do you
make a hamburger
smile?
Pickle it gently!...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
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0 - How does a burger acquire good taste?
With a
little seasoning!...Read the whole joke |
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539 |
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0 - How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land
baseball?
He throws four meatballs!...Read the whole joke |
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298 |
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0 - How far do burgers go in school?
Through
cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!)....Read the whole joke |
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274 |
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5 |
0 - How was the
hamburger murdered?
First it
was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions...Read the whole joke |
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280 |
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6 |
0 - In what school
subjects does the teacher
say, 'Well done, hamburgers'?
A wide range of subjects...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
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0 - Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your
fingers?
No, you should eat your fingers separately!...Read the whole joke |
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309 |
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8 |
0 - Name two tennis stars who
are famous in the
hamburger world?
Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's B...Read the whole joke |
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294 |
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9 |
0 - Is there a way to make a hamburger do the
Hula?
Sure, order a burger and a shake!...Read the whole joke |
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638 |
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10 |
0 - Seriously, when the crooked
hamburger took
it on the 1am, where did it go?
Heidelburg-er, Germa...Read the whole joke |
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278 |
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11 |
0 - What are some outstanding hamburger
colleges?
Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, R...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
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12 |
0 - What can you say about Ham Burger and
Chief
Justice Warren Burger?
Ham Burger is 'well done' an...Read the whole joke |
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632 |
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13 |
0 - What did the hamburger say when it found out
that most people
liked hamburgers better than frank...Read the whole joke |
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317 |
0 |
14 |
0 - What did the hamburger say when it pleaded
'not
guilty'?
I've been flamed!...Read the whole joke |
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655 |
0 |
15 |
0 - What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who
acted on a TV show?
Welcome back, Cutter!...Read the whole joke |
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334 |
0 |
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0 - What did they call it when NHL officials
refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the leag...Read the whole joke |
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287 |
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17 |
0 - What did they do to the burger who thought he
was a
rooster?
Cook-a-doodle-do!...Read the whole joke |
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333 |
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18 |
0 - What did they say about the burger who went
skiing
for the first time?
How the meaty have falle...Read the whole joke |
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302 |
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19 |
0 - What did they tell the burger who enlisted in
the Army?
You've got no beef, soldier!...Read the whole joke |
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297 |
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20 |
0 - What do burgers think when they are
surrounded by gherkins?
They think they are in a pickle....Read the whole joke |
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339 |
0 |
21 |
0 - What do hamburger workers say on
Monday
morning?
Well, it's back to the old grind!...Read the whole joke |
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330 |
0 |
22 |
0 - What do some burger eaters have?
A Hardee
appetite!...Read the whole joke |
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292 |
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23 |
0 - What do some people have against
cheeseburgers?
They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'...Read the whole joke |
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320 |
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24 |
0 - What do they say about the noise at the
Burger Land Super Bowl?
It's PAN-demonium!...Read the whole joke |
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327 |
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25 |
0 - What do you use to determine if a refrigerated
burger is cold enough?
A thermomeater!...Read the whole joke |
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320 |
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