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Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor When I press with my
finger
here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... a...Read the whole joke |
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287 |
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0 - Doctor, Doctor When I press with my
finger
here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... a...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Doctor Doctor I feel like
biscuits!
What, you mean those square ones?
Yes!
The ones you put but...Read the whole joke |
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647 |
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4 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just
swallowed
a roll of film!
Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing
dev...Read the whole joke |
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673 |
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5 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
pair
of curtains
Well pull yourself together then...Read the whole joke |
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287 |
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6 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I
keep myself awake
Sleep in another room then!...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
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7 |
0 - Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a
bullet
Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!...Read the whole joke |
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275 |
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8 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a
pen
Well sit down and write your name!...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
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9 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming
invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there!...Read the whole joke |
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10 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking
I'm a frog
What's wrong with that
I think I'm going to croak...Read the whole joke |
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278 |
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0 - Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
vampire.
Necks please!...Read the whole joke |
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265 |
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12 |
0 - Doctor how can I cure my sleep
walking?
Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!...Read the whole joke |
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296 |
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13 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she
is
a lift!
Well tell her to come in
I can't she doesn't st...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Doctor: You seem to be in
excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.
Patient: Tha...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Doctor:
You seem to be in
excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as
clockwork.
Patient:
...Read the whole joke |
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284 |
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0 - Doctor,
Doctor, everyone keeps
ignoring me.
Next please!...Read the whole joke |
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297 |
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0 - Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like
a tee-pee and
other days I feel like a wig-wam.
You're t...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
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18 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
dog.
Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But I'm ...Read the whole joke |
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304 |
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19 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I've a split
personality
Well, you'd better both sit down then!...Read the whole joke |
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618 |
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20 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I keep
thinking
I'm a nit
Will you get out of my hair!...Read the whole joke |
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21 |
0 - Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
caterpillar
Don't worry you'll soon change!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my
tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth,
foul breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and...Read the whole joke |
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630 |
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24 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor my
husband smells
like fish
Poor sole!...Read the whole joke |
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963 |
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25 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
spider
What a web of lies!...Read the whole joke |
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599 |
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