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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick - Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get it on with a match, She go...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
2 |
Positive Outlooks on Life... - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is the place where y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
3 |
Where do you see... - Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde...Answer: A naked blonde doing...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
226 |
0 |
4 |
Crawling Home - A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the bartender, "I have to go home or ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
5 |
Drugs have a generic name. - Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what's...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
6 |
Getting a date. - There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
7 |
Confucious say - Confucious say...All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on pot.He who shi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0.5 |
8 |
Traveling Saleman. - Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife in bed with a stranger. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
9 |
The Promotion - Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal. Johnson: Montreal! "Nothi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
10 |
Little Johnny Answers. - The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name four qualities of mohter...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
11 |
Little Johnny - And then there's little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom and passed by his parents do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
12 |
Jesse James - Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As they go through each ca...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
352 |
0 |
13 |
Farmer Brown - Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all of a sudden he was hit by pangs...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
305 |
0 |
14 |
Obscene Phone Calls. - Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest pleasure is making such c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
389 |
0 |
15 |
Old man from Trent - Limmerick - There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent, And so to save trouble, He p...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
224 |
0 |
16 |
Shooting Cans! - A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun."Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper".Ah, yes...I wan...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
232 |
0 |
17 |
If a frog parks. - Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
18 |
A few lil' insults to remember. - You're momma so fat, she be sellin' shade!You're momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
304 |
0 |
19 |
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold. - Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris asked,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
20 |
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft... - Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What seems to be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
21 |
Stupid master - A gorilla was walking thru' a jungle when he came across a deer eating grasses in a clearing. The go...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
22 |
Check's in the Mail - Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom fighter ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
225 |
0 |
23 |
Family Tree - We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help and had a tree s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
281 |
0 |
24 |
Professor - This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting marijuana in th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
25 |
Bill Collector - WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN HIS PASSING.A bill collect...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |