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Category |
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You've got mail, the Blonde version - A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
2 |
Blonde Stewardess - An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
3 |
New prefix - If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that d...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
119 |
0 |
4 |
Blonde paint job - A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started can...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
242 |
0 |
5 |
Disney Password - My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it not...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
6 |
Email Commandments - E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit any quoted...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
233 |
0 |
7 |
Computer Users - Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert. Novice Users - People ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
204 |
0 |
8 |
Computer Quotes - What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does a baby computer call his fathe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
241 |
0 |
9 |
New Viruses on the loose! - Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
10 |
Gates and Lightbulb - Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None. He just calls a meeting and...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
428 |
0 |
11 |
Dear Agony Aunt - Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the ga...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
220 |
0 |
12 |
Addicted to Internet Porn - Signs Your Partner is - During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot. - His new compute...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
432 |
0 |
13 |
Heaven And Hell - In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
250 |
0 |
14 |
Great Writer - There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When as...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
235 |
0 |
15 |
America Offline - [To the tune of "American Pie"] A long, long, time ago I can still remember when I dialed up their h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
367 |
0 |
16 |
You've been programming too long when - When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...". When asked about a bus sched...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
289 |
0 |
17 |
Is Windows a Virus - No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
232 |
0 |
18 |
The Less You Know, The More You Make - "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
215 |
0 |
19 |
Farts With Lumps - The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence. Little Johnny replies,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
362 |
0 |
20 |
Revenge Is Sweet - There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
21 |
Farting All The Time - Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the tim...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
350 |
0 |
22 |
Bathtime fun - A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. His wife fluttered about ...Read the whole joke |
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205 |
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23 |
Food laughs and humor - From Harper's Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 -------------------------...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
227 |
0 |
24 |
Bad corporate slogans - These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they entered the real wo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
376 |
0 |
25 |
Menu Items Translated - Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce - China Indonesian Nazi Goreng - Hong Kong Mus...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
277 |
0 |