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Idiot and fool jokes - Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in
the whole school.
Mother: That's my son.
Teacher: Oh! I...Read the whole joke |
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221 |
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2 |
0 - How do you confuse an idiot?
Give
him two spades and ask him to take his pick....Read the whole joke |
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237 |
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3 |
0 - A man in a swimming
pool was on the
very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and
was...Read the whole joke |
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222 |
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4 |
0 - Did you hear
about the stupid
water-polo player?
His horse drowned . . ....Read the whole joke |
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255 |
0 |
5 |
0 - Fred: Did you hear about the Irish
window
cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder?
Har...Read the whole joke |
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251 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Q: How many idiots who ask stupid
questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Change i...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Housekeeper: Professor, there's a bill
collector at the door. I told him you were out. But he wo...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
0 |
8 |
0 - "Say, your house is
burning."
"That's okay. I got enough lumber in the attic to build a new
one...Read the whole joke |
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236 |
0 |
9 |
0 - Loomis: Does your dog have a license?
Fenton: Hell, no! I do all the
drivin'....Read the whole joke |
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256 |
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10 |
0 - Did you hear about the dumb father who
got up and struck a
match to see if he had blown out the ...Read the whole joke |
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243 |
2.5 |
11 |
0 - Personnel Director: What would you do
if you broke your arm in two places?
Vanderkron: I would...Read the whole joke |
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222 |
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12 |
0 - Did you hear
about the dimwit who
was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for
crocodiles?...Read the whole joke |
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297 |
0 |
13 |
0 - "Can you read Chinese?" "Yes, but only
when it's printed in
English."...Read the whole joke |
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214 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look!
Folsom: You couldn't
be!...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Did you hear about the rookie Rhode
Island cop who gave out
twenty-two parking tickets before he...Read the whole joke |
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247 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid?
Jessie: Well, it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnig...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |
17 |
0 - Holton
sat down in a Green Bay
restaurant and said to the waitress, "Do you
know whether the m...Read the whole joke |
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303 |
0 |
18 |
0 - Did you hear about the dimwit who went
to visit his
girlfriend and found she didn't have very mu...Read the whole joke |
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264 |
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19 |
0 - What has
eight legs and an IQ of
forty? Four guys watching a baseball
game....Read the whole joke |
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285 |
0 |
20 |
0 - Young Bradley arrived at his date's
house wearing a shirt that had water
dripping from it.
...Read the whole joke |
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225 |
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21 |
0 - Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to
complain that his canary wouldn't sing.
"File the beak ...Read the whole joke |
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286 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Guidry called in Plotke, the painter,
for an estimate to paint his house.
"How much you gonn...Read the whole joke |
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239 |
0 |
23 |
0 - Delmer: How'd you like the play last
night over at the high
school?
Parley: I only seed the ...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
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24 |
0 - Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison
electrical repairmen, were
working on a blown house circuit.
...Read the whole joke |
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232 |
0 |
25 |
0 - Duayne met Patricia Ann from Birmingham
at a Tus-caloosa
ballroom.
They danced every dance
...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
0 |