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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Knock Knock Christmas - |Knock KnockWho's there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho's there ?Sno...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
400 |
0 |
2 |
Short Father Christmas - |What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas win a s...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
476 |
0 |
3 |
Santa Hates Your Kid - |8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"7. Kid asks for new bike, get...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
361 |
0 |
4 |
Optimist vs. Pessimist - |A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
536 |
0 |
5 |
Santa vs. system admins - |The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
405 |
0 |
6 |
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree - |8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?" 6. It lo...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
443 |
0 |
7 |
Santa's Pet Peeves - |Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it's fruitcake on your breath and n...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
403 |
0 |
8 |
Without a Christmas bonus - |Ten signs you're not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemploy...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
351 |
0 |
9 |
Sick of the Holidays - |Signs You're Sick of the Holidays8. You've got red and green bags under your eyes 7. You're serving...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
378 |
0 |
10 |
The Christmas diet song - |'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
485 |
0 |
11 |
The Police Officer's Christmas - |Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all on...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
395 |
0 |
12 |
I want to see something really cheap - |After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
408 |
0 |
13 |
The FAA Inspection - |With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to ch...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
457 |
0 |
14 |
The politically correct Christmas - |On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consen...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
377 |
0 |
15 |
Rating your Christmas parties - |If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your gu...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
746 |
0 |
16 |
The Twelve Days of Windows 95 - |On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .Windows 95 for my PCOn the 2nd day of Chr...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
361 |
0 |
17 |
The Australian Christmas - |Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here co...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
407 |
0 |
18 |
The Shopping Criminal - |It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged w...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
397 |
0 |
19 |
You Need to Join the Lord's Army - |Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
410 |
0 |
20 |
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts - |Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."Smith: ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
766 |
0 |
21 |
Billy Gates writes to Santa - |Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of in...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
770 |
0 |
22 |
What is a stable? - |Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story out of the big fa...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
287 |
0 |
23 |
Italian Night Before Christmas - |Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was stirrin', Cuz I had a...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
328 |
0 |
24 |
I just had a dream about it - |A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
281 |
1.5 |
25 |
I'm sending out some cards - |A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter me...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
343 |
0 |