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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Gimme some aspirin! - Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting head...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
574 |
0 |
2 |
Ballroom please! - This guy's in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, "Ballroomplease." A lady standing in front ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
588 |
0 |
3 |
Forget your daughter... - Well the King's daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn't want his princess to be an ol...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
242 |
0 |
4 |
African roulette - A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They'd spent the day discussi...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
287 |
0 |
5 |
Barbie and G.I. Joe - Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
259 |
0 |
6 |
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down... - A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2050 |
0 |
7 |
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new... - While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball. Seeing no one around that ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
254 |
1.5 |
8 |
Buy me bras! - "Dad, can i ask you something?" "Sure! What about?" "You see, I'm already fourteen and...I t...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
632 |
0 |
9 |
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady... - A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to re...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2391 |
0 |
10 |
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road... - A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As the...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
598 |
0 |
11 |
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one... - A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians. This presen...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2181 |
0 |
12 |
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top... - A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld's tallest building, when all of a sudden...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
290 |
0 |
13 |
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency... - It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together through ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
253 |
0 |
14 |
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table... - A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat down, he knocked the spoon off t...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
288 |
0 |
15 |
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning... - The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant."Anything intere...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
250 |
0 |
16 |
One day a lady went to the doctors office - One day a lady went to the doctor's office and told the doctorthat her husband wasn't interested in ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
308 |
0 |
17 |
One day Pete was complaining to his friend... - One day Pete was complaining to his friend "my elbow hurts. I bettersee a doctor". His friend said "...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
352 |
0 |
18 |
Only once - "Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model," the editor from themen's magazine explained. "It's too...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
305 |
0 |
19 |
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum... - The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old lady fixed h...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
344 |
0 |
20 |
Playtonic relationship - A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment."Mrs Smith, do you think it...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
243 |
0 |
21 |
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars... - Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a c...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
647 |
0 |
22 |
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy... - A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn't there, and she doesn't wantto name ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
266 |
0 |
23 |
Like to screw? - It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. W...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
239 |
0 |
24 |
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day... - Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
285 |
0 |
25 |
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel... - A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to the pimp, and asked him what he ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
237 |
0 |