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Hair and bald jokes - What do you call
an English teacher,
five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils
and tot...Read the whole joke |
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1146 |
0 |
2 |
0 - Look at that bald man over there.
It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears....Read the whole joke |
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1098 |
0 |
3 |
0 - America's
oldest lady was 115 years
old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on her
head.
H...Read the whole joke |
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1170 |
0 |
4 |
0 - What's your dad getting for Christmas?
Bald and fat....Read the whole joke |
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1180 |
0 |
5 |
0 - Doctor, doctor, can you give me
something for my baldness?
How about a few pounds of pig manur...Read the whole joke |
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1145 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Why do bald-headed men never use
keys?
Because they've lost their locks....Read the whole joke |
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1122 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the short cuts....Read the whole joke |
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1141 |
0 |
8 |
0 - A man sitting in a barber's
chair
noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he comme...Read the whole joke |
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1098 |
0 |
9 |
Hair
and bald jokes - A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an
empty
chair.
"Haircut, sir?" asked the barber...Read the whole joke |
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984 |
0 |
10 |
Hair and bald jokes - How much for a haircut?
Barber:
Fifteen dollars.
How much for a shave?
Barber: Ten dollars. ...Read the whole joke |
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1383 |
3.75 |
11 |
0 - What's a barber's favourite kind of
holiday?
Cruising on a clipper....Read the whole joke |
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239 |
0 |
12 |
0 - Why does a barber never shave a man with
a
wooden leg?
Because he always uses a razor....Read the whole joke |
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283 |
0 |
13 |
0 - Barber: Your hair is getting grey,
Sir.
Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?...Read the whole joke |
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293 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Barber: And how
old are you, little
man?
Fred: Eight.
Barber: And do you want a haircut?
F...Read the whole joke |
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250 |
0 |
15 |
0 - My barber is a specialist in road map
shaves.
How come?
When he's finished, your face is ful...Read the whole joke |
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583 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Barber: Were
you wearing a red scarf
when you came in? Customer: No.
Barber: Oh dear! Then I m...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
0 |
17 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor my
hair keeps falling
out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?
Yes, here is...Read the whole joke |
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242 |
0 |
18 |
0 - Why did the bald man go outside ?
To
get some fresh hair !...Read the whole joke |
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961 |
0 |
19 |
0 - When can you dive in a swimming pool and
not
get your hair wet ?
When your bald !...Read the whole joke |
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757 |
0 |
20 |
0 - Janet came home from school and asked
her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair la...Read the whole joke |
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792 |
0 |
21 |
0 - Teacher: I see
you don't cut your
hair any longer.
Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter....Read the whole joke |
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620 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair
all down her back.
Harry: Pity it's not on her head!...Read the whole joke |
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239 |
0 |
23 |
0 - Is that your face or are you
wearing
your hair back to front today?...Read the whole joke |
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1177 |
0 |
24 |
0 - What do you get if you cross a
hairdresser with a werewolf?
A monster with an all-over perm....Read the whole joke |
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268 |
0 |
25 |
0 - Customer: Couldn't you see I was going
bald?
Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me....Read the whole joke |
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645 |
0 |