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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
I can't feel my legs! - A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
742 |
0 |
2 |
The "real story" of the three bears.. - It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up.Baby Bear goes downsta...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
3 |
Careful what you say if she's pregnant! - ***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. "I finished the Oreos." 16. "Not to imp...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |
4 |
So old... - Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get it hard....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
5 |
Up in Heaven - A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they get there they are stopped by S...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
324 |
0 |
6 |
No Arms and No Legs - There's a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by a lake. Several beautiful women ar...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
7 |
Money for panites. - There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the priest is walking by, he looks up a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
8 |
Go for Gold - A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed, he buys a pack...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
9 |
Twice a week! - After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
10 |
The blonde bank robbers! - Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to be smarter than the secon...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
237 |
0 |
11 |
A few Polish jokes. - Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his car?A: Took him an hour using a coa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
297 |
0 |
12 |
White House news release! - Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
13 |
Try our tricky! - To make this work, do this as fast as you can and don't cheat!Spell Fort 5 timesSay Fort 4 timesSpel...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
14 |
Chicken and the road thru history. - Famous interpretations of "Why did the Chicken cross the road?"Bill Clinton:I did not cross the road...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
15 |
Wife and best friend! - A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it to him and he gulps in down in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
16 |
Tuns of PunsGalore - Part I - Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story building.I knew a prisoner who cro...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
17 |
Getting the Recipe - Here is a story about a famous food critic's recent visit to Europe last summer. He had a delightful...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
221 |
0 |
18 |
Tuns of PunsGalore - Part III - We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used to be.My sister opened ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
19 |
Saving the Oppossum! - Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.Knowing that moth...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
301 |
0 |
20 |
Idiot Sightings! - IDIOT SIGHTINGS...Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
21 |
Clinton in Oz! - The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off they spin to the Land of OZ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
22 |
Who am I!!! - I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to tell me about all the patien...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
23 |
Naughty, Naughty - One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen."What's wrong ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
309 |
0 |
24 |
The Grocery Store. - A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store decided to install a mac...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
131 |
0 |
25 |
Biblical one-liners... too cool! - Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they call pastors in Germany?A....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |