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Bring riches with you - There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
322 |
0 |
2 |
Making Comparisons - In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
238 |
0 |
3 |
Entering into Heaven - A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Pet...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
273 |
0 |
4 |
New Yorkers arrived - One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang. walk up to the Pearly Gates...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
284 |
0 |
5 |
Assign the punishment - Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little conf...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
417 |
0 |
6 |
Is the wife in control? - Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. On...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
7 |
Qualifying for Heaven - Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Pet...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
456 |
0 |
8 |
Picking a punishment - This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
262 |
0 |
9 |
The name of your wife - St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven. "Why...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
294 |
0 |
10 |
Represent Christmas - Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
283 |
0 |
11 |
What should they say? - Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
229 |
0 |
12 |
Gates gets punishment - Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
467 |
0 |
13 |
Punishment for Gates - Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all ete...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
230 |
0 |
14 |
Sue over the property - Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
15 |
Doing this great deed - A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |
16 |
Careful when you wish - Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
221 |
0 |
17 |
Reward for goodness - Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
18 |
A forester and lawyer - A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together. St. Peter g...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
312 |
0 |
19 |
Dealing with a lawyer - A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
20 |
Each man gives a story - Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
352 |
0 |
21 |
Try to explain women - A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. "...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
1 |
22 |
Stupid people fearing - WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was vis...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
23 |
Stupid people stories - Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by runnin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
24 |
Attempts by the dumb - SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN - August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Six people drowned yesterday whi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
360 |
0 |
25 |
True stupid stories 02 - Saddam Hussein's stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with sulfur fr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |