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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Police are in a chase - |Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect cros...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
617 |
0 |
2 |
Problem with a dog - |Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.Dog owner: Are you cr...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
300 |
0 |
3 |
Dealing with trouble - |A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned ou...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
332 |
0 |
4 |
K9 is for assistance - |Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She tel...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
305 |
0 |
5 |
I'm going to a lecture - |The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walki...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
317 |
0 |
6 |
Crying about his life - |Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed thi...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
349 |
0 |
7 |
Reading the scripture - |An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
316 |
0 |
8 |
Try to explain yourself - |While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting un...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
280 |
0 |
9 |
Stop the drunk driver - |A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window an...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
318 |
0 |
10 |
Rob the supermarket - |A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
261 |
0 |
11 |
All the strange names - |One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled h...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
2823 |
0 |
12 |
Go to save my friend - |A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
268 |
0 |
13 |
Why the big fight? - |A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs subdued him and took h...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
229 |
0 |
14 |
Better prison foods - |Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers are already calling ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
388 |
0 |
15 |
Outrageous lying - |A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see yo...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
302 |
0 |
16 |
F.B.I. phone logs - |The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on G...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
304 |
0 |
17 |
Tell what happened - |The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.Se...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
396 |
0 |
18 |
What is the future - |My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
319 |
0 |
19 |
Part of the service - |Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."Man: "What's the charge?...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
278 |
0 |
20 |
A missing person - |Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
22823 |
0 |
21 |
Red fire fighter - |There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes 12.There are 12 inches in...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
681 |
0 |
22 |
Disorderly conduct - |Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
374 |
0 |
23 |
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter - |10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really b...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
267 |
0 |
24 |
A practical joke involving jello - |Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
2653 |
0 |
25 |
Improving fry cooking time - |In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
294 |
0 |