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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Ride\\\'em - One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn't find his mother. So he headed upstair...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
241 |
0 |
2 |
Your Momma\\\'s so fat - Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
297 |
0 |
3 |
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer - Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can clean her crack and rese...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
510 |
0 |
4 |
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven - Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they reached the gates of Heav...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
5 |
Blonds Going to Disney World - There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close there was a sign tha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
670 |
0 |
6 |
Drowning a Blonde - Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
716 |
0 |
7 |
How do you open a can of beer? - How do you open a can of beer?That's not the point - it should be open when she gives it to you!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
8 |
Yo momma so fat - Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
373 |
0 |
9 |
Losing my wife\\\'s love. - "I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor."Has she started to neg...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
10 |
Dear Abby - Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q: Dear Abby,Wha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
11 |
Spicy Panties - A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping and picked up...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
689 |
2.5 |
12 |
The Physical - This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and singing. Her husband w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
13 |
The Facelift - A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
527 |
0 |
14 |
The Old Lady & the Cashier - A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0 |
15 |
Oh Baby! - A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
840 |
0 |
16 |
Signs you are a Canadian - 1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.2. You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk"3....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
631 |
0 |
17 |
Too many beers. - So I said "Hey man, that's my beer."Then he says, "No man, that's my beer." Then the beers say, "No ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
18 |
Blonde Swims the english Channel - A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were supposed to swim the English...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
236 |
0 |
19 |
Father - Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer pulled them over and went up t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
290 |
0 |
20 |
Sprinklers - Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next time you get a chan...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
21 |
Energizer Bunny arrested! - Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
22 |
10 things to never say to a naked man... - Uh...top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww...that's cute9. Well, at least you're good at ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
97 |
0 |
23 |
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog - This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vender, "Give me one with everythi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
351 |
0 |
24 |
Andy is God\\\'s son - A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint Peter...He first tells her that t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
962 |
0 |
25 |
Why God Doesn\\\'t Have a PhD - Why God Doesn't Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was in Hebrew.3. It had no ref...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
362 |
0 |