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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Who would steal? - |The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I h...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
207 |
0 |
2 |
Light bulb lawyers - |Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
598 |
0 |
3 |
Stupid attorneys - |A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith."I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the n...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
269 |
0 |
4 |
Fight to win a case - |A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accus...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
246 |
0 |
5 |
Introduce lawyers - |"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent."And you're a liar!" bellowed the oppositio...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
223 |
0 |
6 |
Lawyers on a jury - |A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury pan...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
619 |
0 |
7 |
Unfit words to hear - |A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous stat...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
625 |
0 |
8 |
Talk to the judge - |A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed t...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
606 |
0 |
9 |
History of lawyers - |Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, "You made the world so that it was no...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
259 |
0 |
10 |
Keep that a secret - |After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Car...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
237 |
0 |
11 |
Halls of Justice - |A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn't start. He called a taxi, and soon one arrived at ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
454 |
0 |
12 |
You're a lawyer if - |You Might Be A Lawyer If....You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The shortest sentence...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
440 |
0 |
13 |
Demise of a partner - |One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
444 |
0 |
14 |
Learning a lesson - |A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. After graduating from coll...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
734 |
0 |
15 |
Merry Christmas law - |Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wish...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
358 |
0 |
16 |
Advice from lawyers - |George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particul...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
2791 |
0 |
17 |
Knowing the facts - |The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom.At a tria...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
387 |
0 |
18 |
Need a new lawyer - |Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you that his last good c...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
362 |
0 |
19 |
An engineer and a programmer - |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to Ne...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
2885 |
0 |
20 |
Those raccoons are not luggage - |As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decid...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
366 |
0 |
21 |
What just happened here? - |A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down....Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
389 |
0 |
22 |
What was the problem before? - |Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. Aft...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
390 |
0 |
23 |
There was a place crash in Poland - |A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland....Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
769 |
0 |
24 |
There's a parrot on the plane - |On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the ...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
441 |
0 |
25 |
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans - |1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.2. BadAir: We're Amtrak with wings...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
442 |
0 |