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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A horse and a rabbit - A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into amud hole an...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2899 |
0 |
2 |
A dog walks into a butcher shop... - A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He walks up to the meat case a...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2421 |
0 |
3 |
Punishment that fits the crime - Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is apoodle, one is a schnauzer and ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
246 |
0 |
4 |
Pray hard - A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,I have a problem. I have two female ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
300 |
0 |
5 |
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck... - A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he lo...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
264 |
0 |
6 |
A little girl was out with her Grandmother... - A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the si...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2440 |
0 |
7 |
German Shepard on Golf Course - German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
316 |
0 |
8 |
Footless Parrot - Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all a...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
613 |
0 |
9 |
A dangerous job - This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gori...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2623 |
0 |
10 |
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS - THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me,...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
664 |
0 |
11 |
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle... - There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no re...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
329 |
0 |
12 |
A robber was robbing a house... - A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. "Jesus is watching you!" "who's there?" The ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
585 |
0 |
13 |
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking... - Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a s...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
268 |
0 |
14 |
A blind man is standing at the corner... - A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2223 |
1.5 |
15 |
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement... - One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat bein...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
313 |
0 |
16 |
Wife comes home to find the old man... - Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screa...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
163 |
0 |
17 |
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar... - A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. "Get a loa...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
242 |
0 |
18 |
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? - Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just co...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
264 |
0 |
19 |
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says... - A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the bartender. "If i show you the m...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
1982 |
0 |
20 |
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg? - What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once. 2) You only ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
263 |
0 |
21 |
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole... - Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old fr...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
288 |
0 |
22 |
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom - Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he ha...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
305 |
0 |
23 |
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus... - A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical i...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2120 |
0 |
24 |
Want some chicken? - Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along sid...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
237 |
0 |
25 |
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow... - A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2436 |
0 |