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How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style - How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwingout ev...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
2 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm A: 1. Go...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
3 |
How to hunt elephants -- Lawyers style - How to hunt elephants -- Lawyer's styleLawyers don't hunt elephants, but they do follow the herdsaro...Read the whole joke |
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177 |
0 |
4 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- VP Style - How to Hunt Elephants -- VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to hunt elephants, hisstaff wi...Read the whole joke |
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151 |
0 |
5 |
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? - What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke |
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130 |
0 |
6 |
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house... - There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hotsummer day, when this kid co...Read the whole joke |
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170 |
0 |
7 |
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation... - Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one of them said, "You think you hav...Read the whole joke |
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150 |
0 |
8 |
If the NSA made toasters... - If the NSA made toasters...Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only theNSA could access ...Read the whole joke |
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139 |
0 |
9 |
If Sony made toasters... - If Sony made toasters...Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece of br...Read the whole joke |
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147 |
0 |
10 |
If the Franklin Mint made toasters... - If the Franklin Mint made toasters...Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece...Read the whole joke |
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122 |
0 |
11 |
If Thinking Machines made toasters... - If Thinking Machines made toasters...You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of bread at t...Read the whole joke |
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154 |
0 |
12 |
If Timex made toasters... - If Timex made toasters...They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a lick...Read the whole joke |
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168 |
0 |
13 |
If Radio Shack made toasters... - If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. Yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
14 |
If K-Tel sold toasters... - If K-Tel sold toasters...They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a free set of Ginsu...Read the whole joke |
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200 |
0 |
15 |
Grant Bar and Casino - Grant's Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear....Read the whole joke |
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246 |
0 |
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If god had wanted us to run around naked... - If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that way....Read the whole joke |
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194 |
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A sign - WE DON'T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)...Read the whole joke |
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363 |
0 |
18 |
Mr.Richman has 3daughters... - Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody ar...Read the whole joke |
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236 |
1 |
19 |
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert... - A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit a friend. He'd never seen a tra...Read the whole joke |
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278 |
0 |
20 |
Diary Entries - Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful here. Thehills are so maj...Read the whole joke |
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155 |
0 |
21 |
A bar name - A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer "why doesn't your store have a name", the store ma...Read the whole joke |
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3879 |
3.625 |
22 |
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms? - Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
221 |
0 |
23 |
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn? - Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw some nails down on the counter and a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0.5 |
24 |
Why is a violist like a terrorist? - Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings....Read the whole joke |
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203 |
0 |
25 |
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? - Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a he...Read the whole joke |
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197 |
0 |