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Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin... - Speaking of spelling, here's a news bulletin ........ The European Commission has just announced a...Read the whole joke |
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351 |
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2 |
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization... - scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization...Simply send 6 x 10 to the 50 atoms o...Read the whole joke |
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347 |
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New scientific theories I - New scientific theories4th RunnerUp-- The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation. Ju...Read the whole joke |
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293 |
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New scientific theories II - New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they ...Read the whole joke |
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611 |
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New scientific theories III - New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The 'Why Yawning Is Contagious' Theory: You yawnto equalize th...Read the whole joke |
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253 |
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New scientific thoeries IV - New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number ...Read the whole joke |
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290 |
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New scientific theories V - New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is abso...Read the whole joke |
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272 |
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New scientific theories VI - New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on itsfeet; and w...Read the whole joke |
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624 |
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The Three Laws of Thermodynamics - The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can't win. 2.You can't break even. 3.You can't quit the ga...Read the whole joke |
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260 |
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How do you embarrass an archeologist? - Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came f...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
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Buffalo analogy - A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is t...Read the whole joke |
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264 |
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Handy guide to modern science - Handy guide to modern science:If it's green or wriggles, it's biology.If it stinks, it's chemistry.I...Read the whole joke |
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306 |
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Three engineering students were gathered together... - Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human bod...Read the whole joke |
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280 |
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Marine biology researchers have developed a new method... - "Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you are diving...Read the whole joke |
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297 |
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If for every rule there is an exception... - If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to ever...Read the whole joke |
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621 |
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If a tree falls in the forest, and there's... - If a tree falls in the forest, and there's noone there to hear it, does it make a sound?Not if it la...Read the whole joke |
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279 |
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An academic problem - An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up against one wall, and all ...Read the whole joke |
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2524 |
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What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm... - What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman's sex life have in common?They're both concerned w...Read the whole joke |
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618 |
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If you cloned Henry IV... - If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part II?...Read the whole joke |
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594 |
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Gay banter - More gay banter...Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons and they starteddiscussin...Read the whole joke |
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644 |
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First illegal, then legal, then... - A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His roommate comes in & a...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
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Coming out - A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with his homosexuality and decided...Read the whole joke |
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281 |
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Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking... - Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across the bar. "Who i...Read the whole joke |
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606 |
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DOUBLE VODKA - DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodka." ...Read the whole joke |
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279 |
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A name for a penis - A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck...Read the whole joke |
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