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Brother and sister jokes - Michael: It's hard for my
sister to eat.
Maureen: Why ?
Michael: She can't bear to stop
talk...Read the whole joke |
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2 |
0 - Do you like my new baby sister ?
The
stalk bought her.
Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped he...Read the whole joke |
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574 |
0 |
3 |
0 - My sister went
on a crash
diet.
Is that why she looks a wreck ?...Read the whole joke |
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600 |
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4 |
0 - Why does your sister have yeast and
shoe polish for breakfast ?
Because she wants to rise and ...Read the whole joke |
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234 |
0 |
5 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks
she's an elevator.
Tell her to come in.
I can't. She doesn't ...Read the whole joke |
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588 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Alfie was listening to his
sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing
...Read the whole joke |
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256 |
0 |
7 |
0 - My sister is so dim she thinks that
a cartoon is a song you sing in a car....Read the whole joke |
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209 |
0 |
8 |
0 - Teacher: What's this a
picture
of ?
Class: Don't know, Miss.
Teacher: It's a
kangaroo.
Clas...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
0 |
9 |
0 - Why did your
sister jump out
the window ?
Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit...Read the whole joke |
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253 |
0 |
10 |
0 - A little demon came
home from
school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's
gut...Read the whole joke |
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230 |
0 |
11 |
0 - Mother: Jared, get your little
sister's hat out of that
puddle.
Jared: I can't mum, she's got i...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
0 |
12 |
0 - How do you know if your little
brother is turning into a fridge ?
See if a little light come on...Read the whole joke |
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580 |
0 |
13 |
0 - My sister
wanted to marry a man
clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb
enough to spend ...Read the whole joke |
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599 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Do robots have sisters ?
No,
just transistors !...Read the whole joke |
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226 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Sister: Mom wants you to come in
and help fix
dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?...Read the whole joke |
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228 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Brother: Which is farther away-
NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well,...Read the whole joke |
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219 |
0 |
17 |
0 - Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Brother !
Brother who ?
Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name
!...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
0 |
18 |
Burger jokes - How are UFO's related to hamburgers?
Both
are Unidentified Frying Objects!...Read the whole joke |
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276 |
0 |
19 |
0 - How can you tell which Burger
Land baseball
pitchers are left-handed?
They're the one's wearing...Read the whole joke |
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237 |
0 |
20 |
0 - How did the
jury find the
hamburger?
Grill-ty as charred!...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
0 |
21 |
0 - How do gossipy hamburgers spend their
time?
They chew the fat....Read the whole joke |
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295 |
0 |
22 |
0 - How do the Rolling Stones like their
burgers?
Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!...Read the whole joke |
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255 |
0 |
23 |
0 - How do they prevent crime in hamburger
country?
With burger alarms!...Read the whole joke |
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293 |
0 |
24 |
0 - How do we know burgers love young
people?
They're pro-teen!...Read the whole joke |
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234 |
0 |
25 |
0 - How do we know hamburgers have high
IQ's?
They 'loin' fast!...Read the whole joke |
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553 |
0 |