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Gorilla jokes - What did the great Ape say as he plummeted
from the
skyscraper?
Listen baby, I think I'm fallin...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What did the great Ape
shout to the pilots
who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
Listen, h...Read the whole joke |
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234 |
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0 - What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to
Paris?
Ape Suzettes!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you feed a 600 pound
Gorilla?
Anything it wants!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What does a Gorilla attorney study?
The Law
of the jungle!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What does a Gorilla learn first in
school?
The Apey-cees!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a
pretty
girl?
I can't help it - she brings out the ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What gives a gorilla good taste?
Four years
in an Ivy League school!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What happened when the Ape won
the door
prize?
He didn't take it - he already had a door!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What happens if you cross
a parrot with a
Gorilla?
Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth t...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What happens if you cross an Ape with an
octopus?
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What happens when you throw
one banana to
two hungry Apes?
A banana split!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What is the Ape monster's name?
Godzilla
Gorilla!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What political party entices most
Gorillas?
The Treepublican Party!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What would happen if you crossed Magilla
Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?
It would drink the brand...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What's black, brown and white, black, brown
and white, brown and
white, etc.?
A Gorilla riding ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What's black, hairy, and writes
under
water?
A ball-point gorilla!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What's hairy and flies through the
air?
Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - When did the Gorillas start to picket
the
cookie factory?
The day they started to manufacture a...Read the whole joke |
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0 - When the
lumberjacks sawed down the tree,
where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost
branch...Read the whole joke |
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268 |
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0 - Where did the
Gorilla play baseball?
In
the bush leagues,of course!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Which author do the Gorillas love
most?
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Which book makes prudish Gorillas
blush?
The Naked Ape!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Which city holds the record for the most
suicides
committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall
bu...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
An
ape-ricot sour!...Read the whole joke |
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