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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
The newly divorced woman... - The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house before, and quickly dis...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
225 |
0 |
2 |
37 mating positions - What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newl...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
60 |
0 |
3 |
How many does it take? - Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, go...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
240 |
0 |
4 |
A man decided to have a face lift... - A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about t...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
623 |
0 |
5 |
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road... - Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad Wolf crouched down behind ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
449 |
0 |
6 |
During WW II an American soldier... - During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
590 |
0 |
7 |
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months... - A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to get extremely horny. She ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2136 |
0 |
8 |
A yard sale - A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realiz...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
993 |
0 |
9 |
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair... - Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the h...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1307 |
0 |
10 |
Taking measures - "Mom, I'm pregnant.""How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?""That I should take measures. ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
232 |
0 |
11 |
A customer walks into a pharmacy... - A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2943 |
0 |
12 |
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf... - A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, h...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2123 |
0 |
13 |
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea... - An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors. They are stuck there for d...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
571 |
0 |
14 |
A man enters a barber shop for a shave... - A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
449 |
0 |
15 |
A cowboy walked into a barber shop... - A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a sho...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
3323 |
0 |
16 |
On a very cold winter night... - On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the g...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
462 |
0 |
17 |
On a cross-country bus trip... - On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make her w...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1212 |
0 |
18 |
The Young Mans Big Mouth - The Young Man's Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
362 |
0 |
19 |
Stolen Car - Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on t...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
239 |
0 |
20 |
A closer call - The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1882 |
0 |
21 |
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder... - A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking up, he sees that the ladder dis...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
647 |
0 |
22 |
Embarrassing moments - Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments Contes...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
292 |
0 |
23 |
You tell me! - A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pend...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
616 |
0 |
24 |
Hair spray - A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He sw...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
302 |
0 |
25 |
Discovering too late that a... - Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheo...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
260 |
0 |