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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth... - A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
346 |
0 |
2 |
The Letter D Pulls Out - The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant Alienated B...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
240 |
0 |
3 |
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull... - A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
367 |
0 |
4 |
Totally messed up - The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last thr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
254 |
0 |
5 |
Only in America... - Only in America... Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
217 |
0 |
6 |
Tough job - A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. "Why?" asked the barber, "Is the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
251 |
0 |
7 |
The meaning of life - A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.The doctor asked the man, "Do you smo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
261 |
0 |
8 |
A great new hearing aid - John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?John: Yup. Cost me...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
661 |
0 |
9 |
The little sexy housewife was built so well... - The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Ever...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
104 |
0 |
10 |
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus - A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multicolouredhair that's green, purple and...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
371 |
0 |
11 |
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven... - 3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They are all asked, "When you are ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
83 |
0 |
12 |
That is ONE! - A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working so hardto build a beautifu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
13 |
One day the different parts of the body... - One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which should be in charge.The ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
14 |
Ru-Ru - Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand brought to a village an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
15 |
Poor batman! - A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of thebushes and hits her over the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
0 |
16 |
A hot meal - Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they spy a dead horse on ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
933 |
0 |
17 |
The approach of winter - Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. - It's starting to snow, the first of the season, and the wife and I took our...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
18 |
I wrote it! - There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead. He went in, went up to t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
301 |
0 |
19 |
ne day, this man, Tony, died... - One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a si...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
269 |
0 |
20 |
Having the equipment - A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to rea...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
21 |
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot... - Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
117 |
0 |
22 |
A photographer from a well known national magazine... - A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at Yellowstone Nat...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
291 |
0 |
23 |
Shoe shopping - A man walks into a shoe store... ...and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sal...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
133 |
0 |
24 |
Tombstone Epitaph I - Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzek...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
25 |
Tombstone epitaph II - Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut d...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |