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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Two gynecologists meet at lunch... - Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, "I had a patient this morning witha clit like a ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
303 |
0 |
2 |
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital... - Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a flat. While Jones i...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
312 |
0 |
3 |
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children... - After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So they went to a docto...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
298 |
0 |
4 |
Gosh, what a pun! - A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
284 |
0 |
5 |
The bad news and the good news - Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
312 |
0 |
6 |
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii... - Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by,...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
297 |
0 |
7 |
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool? - What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
272 |
0 |
8 |
Give me the bad news first... - "give me the bad news first.""You've got AIDS.""Oh, no! What could be worse than that?""You've also...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
351 |
0 |
9 |
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant? - What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not y...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
249 |
0 |
10 |
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh? - What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
231 |
0 |
11 |
The medical student was asked four reasons... - The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk. T...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
329 |
0 |
12 |
A dyslexic nurse - Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incrediblydumb. ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2377 |
0 |
13 |
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center... - A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2064 |
0 |
14 |
There was a costume party at a mental hospital... - There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war". The first person c...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
345 |
2.5 |
15 |
A large difference - A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said,"Well, I've got some good news and some bad ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2244 |
0 |
16 |
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? - What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
209 |
0 |
17 |
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? - What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
230 |
0 |
18 |
A little change - The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:"Since we are the best of friends, I would...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2200 |
0 |
19 |
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor... - A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling of fullness in her ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
271 |
0 |
20 |
Freudian Slip - Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:"Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
292 |
0 |
21 |
Whats blue and does not fit any more? - Whats blue and doesn't fit any more? - A dead epileptic....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
211 |
0 |
22 |
A man goes to a psychiatrist... - A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start with a Rorsch...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2176 |
0.5 |
23 |
Life is precious - So the doctor tells the patient he's got only six months to live.But the patient doesn't pay his bil...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
265 |
0 |
24 |
...clamp... - "...clamp...sponge...scalpel...oops..."...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
28 |
0 |
25 |
A definition of psychiatrist - A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2284 |
0 |