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Insect jokes - Boy: What's the biggest ant in the
world?
Girl: My Aunt
Boy: No, it's an elephant.
Girl: Yo...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you call an ant with
frog's legs?
An antphibian....Read the whole joke |
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328 |
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0 - Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because
they're full of anty-bodies !...Read the whole joke |
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749 |
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0 - What do you call a scruffy,
lazy ant?
Decadant....Read the whole joke |
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362 |
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0 - What do you call a stupid ant?
Antwerp....Read the whole joke |
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328 |
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0 - What are ants called when they run away very
fast to get
married?
Ant-elopers....Read the whole joke |
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321 |
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0 - Where do you take a sick wasp?
To
waspital....Read the whole joke |
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329 |
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8 |
0 - What is the wasps' favorite song?
Just a
Spoonful of Sugar....Read the whole joke |
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333 |
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0 - Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder
what stops it from falling down.
Owner: I think the w...Read the whole joke |
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301 |
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0 - How do fireflies start
a race?
Ready,
steady, glow!...Read the whole joke |
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644 |
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0 - What do you get if you cross a moth with a
firefly?
An insect that can find its way around a d...Read the whole joke |
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303 |
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0 - If a flea and a
fly pass each other what
time is it?
Fly past flea....Read the whole joke |
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305 |
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0 - A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a
saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He...Read the whole joke |
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577 |
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0 - How do you make a moth bawl?
Hit him with a
fly swatter....Read the whole joke |
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290 |
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15 |
0 - What insect lives on nothing?
A moth,
because it eats holes....Read the whole joke |
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335 |
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16 |
0 - Which fly captured the ladybird?
The
dragon-fly....Read the whole joke |
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575 |
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0 - Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?
Because she was a litter bug....Read the whole joke |
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215 |
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0 - What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?
A bite-time story....Read the whole joke |
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229 |
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0 - Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one
mosquito?
Because an itch in time saves nine....Read the whole joke |
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594 |
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0 - Why are mosquitoes annoying?
Because they
get under your skin....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What did one mosquito say to
another when
they came out of the cinema?
Fancy a bite?...Read the whole joke |
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226 |
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0 - Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw
a
drunken man.
One said to the other, "You bit...Read the whole joke |
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260 |
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0 - A mother moth was telling her baby moth off
saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't...Read the whole joke |
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224 |
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0 - How can you make a moth ball ?
Hit it with
a fly swatter....Read the whole joke |
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267 |
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0 - Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he
stepped on an ant?
A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
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