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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Hey Lady! - A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store. The parrot says to h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
2 |
Two Parrots - This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
3 |
Celtic Mortality - What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
127 |
0 |
4 |
Drunk and Arthritis - A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
127 |
0 |
5 |
Death in the Family - A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "Y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
6 |
Cheap Beer - A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
7 |
Selling the Wife - A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. "I did a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
8 |
State Of The Art Watch - A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
9 |
Drinking Buddies - Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
126 |
0 |
10 |
A Round For The House - A drunk walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
710 |
0 |
11 |
Dickens and the Martini - Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive or twist??...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
12 |
Best Friend - A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch. The bartender, a little worrie...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
13 |
Been Messin' With The Waitress - The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, "Have you been fooling around with the waitr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
14 |
Bar Joke - A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the la...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
15 |
Bar Chatup - A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
16 |
Bad News 2 - A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots? What's wrong...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
286 |
0 |
17 |
A Really Bad Day - There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
289 |
0 |
18 |
A Rainbow of Devotion - A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
701 |
0 |
19 |
A Message For The Manager - A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the ba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
340 |
0 |
20 |
A Drinking Problem - I have got a drinking problem.... I've got two hands, but only one mouth......Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
307 |
0 |
21 |
3 Shots of Whiskey - A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left. This continued...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
110 |
0 |
22 |
2 Drunk Guys - A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of cou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
130 |
0 |
23 |
12 Year Old Scotch - A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The barman thinks "This guy i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
101 |
0 |
24 |
Extremely Drunk - A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
25 |
Can I Smell Something - A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking woman. After a few drinks he musters t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
633 |
0 |