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Divorce jokes - The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy
Yuppette complained to
the Judge that her husban...Read the whole joke |
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0 - I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His
wife
won't give him a
divorce until she figures ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman
petitions the
court for a
divorce on the grounds that h...Read the whole joke |
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0 - With the divorce rate so high in America, a
new organization has been
formed called "Marriage Ano...Read the whole joke |
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199 |
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0 - A middle-aged
Jewish guy is out to dinner
with his wife to celebrate her fortieth
birthday.
...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A man appears before a judge one day, asking
for a divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some pape...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do a
hurricane, a tornado, a fire and
a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q. What do a hurricane, a
tornado, and
a
redneck divorce all have in common?
A. Someone's g...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
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0 - Miss DeAngelo was a
none-too-bright young
woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of
beco...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce
ended up
in a nasty custody fight about a dog? When ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a
lightbulb ?
A: None. The sockets all went with ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Ruby Alice walked up to
the desk of a
Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the
let...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Ralph was driving home one evening and
realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn'...Read the whole joke |
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222 |
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0 - An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New
York and says, "I
hate to ruin your day, but I ha...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
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0 - A married couple is driving down the
interstate doing
55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. H...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A husband and wife were having dinner at a
very
fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning yo...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office
wanting to file for
divorce.
Attorney: "May I hel...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Question: Why is divorce so
expensive?
Answer: Because it's worth it....Read the whole joke |
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0 - My husband and I divorced over
religious
differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't....Read the whole joke |
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0 - A ninety-year-old couple decide
to get a
divorce. They go to the judge and say, "Judge, we want ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: Why do divorced men get married
again?
A: Bad memory....Read the whole joke |
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268 |
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22 |
0 - Definition of Divorce: The future tense of
marriage....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for
a divorce from her
husband in 1949 on grounds of d...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A
guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising
his voice, asks to speak to
himself.
"Sorry, he ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Question: What's the
major cause of
divorce?
Answer: Once is not enough....Read the whole joke |
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