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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Uncommon Perversions - A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She's sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
474 |
0 |
2 |
Surgeon General Warnings - Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of the Surg...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |
3 |
Get Sober! - As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your compl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
251 |
0 |
4 |
Dead Plants - Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
5 |
Death - Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
6 |
After a Tonsilectomy? - After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed in her private room, as t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
275 |
0 |
7 |
Be Patient - A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates and checks him in. After h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
212 |
0 |
8 |
Getting Better - Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But to be sure, let me fee...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
0 |
9 |
Long Life - Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor:...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
241 |
0 |
10 |
Blonde with Big Tummy - Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really? What color?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
212 |
0 |
11 |
Driving Examiner - Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you'll pass eventuall...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
12 |
Who\'s God? - Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
322 |
0 |
13 |
Bit by Bit - Prisoner: Look here, doc! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
14 |
Lose Weight - John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head off!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
15 |
Preventative Medicine - Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she tr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
16 |
Help! - Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
17 |
Food for Thought - Patient: Doctor, you've gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into the toilet. I eat ba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |
18 |
Many Bones - Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Tom: Shhh, doctor! My do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
19 |
Stirring Prescription - Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
20 |
New Treasury Bonds - The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of bonds:1. The Al Gore bond,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
21 |
Panic - Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy's swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
276 |
0 |
22 |
Can\\\'t Hear - Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
300 |
0 |
23 |
Is It Serious? - Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn't advise you to start watching any s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
119 |
0 |
24 |
Get a Life - Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should cut down on dr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
25 |
Good Sneeze! - Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm. Doctor: Really! What are y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |