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Baby jokes
- What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?
Where's Pop Corn?...Read the whole joke |
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- Why is a baby like an diamond?
Because it's
a dear little thing....Read the whole joke |
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292 |
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- When a baby is learning to eat,
shouldn't he
have an L-plate?...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
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- Why did the baby monster put his father
in
the freezer?
Because he wanted frozen pop....Read the whole joke |
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265 |
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- Mum, is it true my baby sister came
from
Heaven?
Yes, that's right.
Well, I don't blame God ...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
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- Three men were discussing at a bar about
coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading...Read the whole joke |
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604 |
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- What did
the Pharaohs use to keep their
babies quiet?
Egyptian dummies....Read the whole joke |
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273 |
0 |
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- Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the
crib?
Daughter: You told me to change the baby....Read the whole joke |
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289 |
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- Q: How many baby sitters
does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: None, They don't make Pampers...Read the whole joke |
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267 |
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- Dewey and Odell met
on the Brownsville main
street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and
yore w...Read the whole joke |
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264 |
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- A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks,
"Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Su...Read the whole joke |
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602 |
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- Q:
Where does a white baby go when it dies?
A: Heaven
Q: What does it get?
A: Wings
...Read the whole joke |
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284 |
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- Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A:
Michael Jackson's hand !!...Read the whole joke |
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271 |
0 |
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- Q: What's pink and red and can't turn
round
in a corridor?
A: A baby with a javellin through i...Read the whole joke |
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228 |
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- A family of ducks were
walking down the road
when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
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- Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no...Read the whole joke |
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205 |
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- Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys
in blue?
Because they can't dress themselves....Read the whole joke |
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212 |
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- I got a letter from my sister.
She just had a
baby. But she didn't say whether it's a boy or gir...Read the whole joke |
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271 |
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- Why does a mother carry
her baby?
The baby
can't carry the mother....Read the whole joke |
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534 |
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- How does a baby ghost cry?
"Boo-hoo!
Boo-hoo!"...Read the whole joke |
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201 |
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- What do you get if you cross a mountain and a
baby
?
A cry for Alp !...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
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- What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers
?
Infantry !...Read the whole joke |
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225 |
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- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Baby !
Baby
who ?
Baby love, my baby love.... !...Read the whole joke |
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279 |
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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
- A man is in a bar having a
drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks
...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
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- A Congressman was once asked
about his attitude toward whiskey. "If
you mean the demon drink
t...Read the whole joke |
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213 |
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