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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
An old retired man goes to his wife one day...
- An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her, "I don't know how to tell you this dea...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
321 |
0 |
| 2 |
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment...
- There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
656 |
0 |
| 3 |
Is it worth it?
- Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old w...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
197 |
0 |
| 4 |
One day an older fella was in for a checkup...
- One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor was amazed."Holy cow! ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
293 |
0 |
| 5 |
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife...
- The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when th...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
264 |
0 |
| 6 |
An old man and an old woman were sitting...
- An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the morning of their 50th wedding ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
1891 |
0 |
| 7 |
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body...
- Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.On...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
587 |
0 |
| 8 |
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE...
- THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET. GERTRU...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
254 |
0 |
| 9 |
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test...
- Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to the first man, "What is thr...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
629 |
0 |
| 10 |
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse...
- A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
1994 |
0 |
| 11 |
Don't Forget!
- An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their doctor ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
328 |
0 |
| 12 |
An old lady lived by herself in a small house...
- An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town. One day she went to the local grocer...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
2631 |
0 |
| 13 |
Too much attention
- One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves her, hoping she ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
326 |
0 |
| 14 |
Partial Dosage
- Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for Viagra. ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
284 |
0 |
| 15 |
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical...
- Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results....Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
337 |
0 |
| 16 |
What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
- What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in t...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
339 |
0 |
| 17 |
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus...
- Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
268 |
0 |
| 18 |
Bending it further
- The old man was saying to his doctor,"You know, Doc, when I was young, it was as hard as a rock. As ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
433 |
0 |
| 19 |
A man was walking down the street when he noticed...
- A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking c...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
2201 |
0 |
| 20 |
A use for Viagra
- A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. "How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feelin...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
2118 |
0 |
| 21 |
Perfectly good eyesight
- Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
628 |
0 |
| 22 |
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years...
- An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
2061 |
0 |
| 23 |
What's the best thing about turning 65?
- What's the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen....Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
300 |
0 |
| 24 |
Can't do
- "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sit...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
338 |
0 |
| 25 |
Amicable old lady
- "Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's lunc...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
2721 |
0 |
