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Category |
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Dead and dying jokes - What did the little kid do with the
dead
battery?
He buried it....Read the whole joke |
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280 |
0 |
2 |
0 - What is posthumous work ?
Something
written by someone after they are dead !...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Why did the cowboy
die with his
boots on ?
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicke...Read the whole joke |
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280 |
0 |
4 |
0 - When a knight in armour was killed in
battle, what sign did they put on
his grave ?
Rust in pea...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
0 |
5 |
0 - Why was George Washington buried at
Mount Vernon ?
Because he was dead !...Read the whole joke |
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302 |
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6 |
0 - What are you doing?
I'm trying to
call Washington!
Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!...Read the whole joke |
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613 |
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7 |
0 - Waiter, there's a fly in my soup
!
Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !...Read the whole joke |
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607 |
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8 |
0 - Q: What is the
definition of
Death?
A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly....Read the whole joke |
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611 |
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9 |
0 - Three weeks after her wedding
day,
Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
0 |
10 |
0 - There was a great loss today in the
entertainment world. The
man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey...Read the whole joke |
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246 |
0 |
11 |
0 - A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal
raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the stre...Read the whole joke |
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605 |
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12 |
0 - "Do you
believe in life after
death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir," the ne...Read the whole joke |
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296 |
0 |
13 |
0 - A chap went up to the counter in the
library
and said, "Have you got any books about committing ...Read the whole joke |
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281 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Teacher: What can you tell me about the
Dead Sea?
Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !...Read the whole joke |
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316 |
0 |
15 |
0 - A man is fibbing
away about how
great things are in his country. Finally, he starts
describing...Read the whole joke |
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1048 |
0 |
16 |
0 - An English guy was very ill and his son
went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father ...Read the whole joke |
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567 |
0 |
17 |
0 - This elderly Newfoundland
fisherman
is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "W...Read the whole joke |
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572 |
0 |
18 |
0 - Phoning the florist to order some
flowers for her lover's funeral, woman was caught off guard wh...Read the whole joke |
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275 |
0 |
19 |
0 - Question: What
did the dead raccoon
say in his will?
Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."...Read the whole joke |
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612 |
0 |
20 |
0 - A man was sitting in the electric
chair. The executioner said, "Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to...Read the whole joke |
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567 |
0 |
21 |
0 - Why do cemeteries have fences around
them?
Because people are dying to get in....Read the whole joke |
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534 |
0 |
22 |
Dentist jokes - Dentist begging the patient: Could you help
me?
Could you give out a few of your loudest, most p...Read the whole joke |
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278 |
0 |
23 |
0 - Patient: "It must be
tough spending all
day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I ju...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |
24 |
0 - "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge
you hundred dollars for
pulling your boy's tooth....Read the whole joke |
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900 |
0 |
25 |
0 - What does
the dentist of the year get?...A
little plaque....Read the whole joke |
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583 |
0 |