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A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day... - A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told his girlfriend he'd have it fixed in no tim...Read the whole joke |
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266 |
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2 |
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having... - On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable outfits. Afte...Read the whole joke |
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260 |
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3 |
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding? - Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding? No more blowjobs....Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
131 |
0 |
4 |
Is this really your third marriage? - Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two wives? They d...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
240 |
0 |
5 |
A man calls his family doctor... - A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabb...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
600 |
0 |
6 |
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children... - Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of c...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
255 |
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7 |
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises... - A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks inside to fin...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
277 |
0 |
8 |
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married... - Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold i...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
247 |
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9 |
What dreams mean - After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamedthat you gave me a pearl necklace for Va...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
628 |
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10 |
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite... - So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really having a difficult time. The kite ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
257 |
0 |
11 |
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you... - If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made he...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
267 |
0 |
12 |
I married Miss Right... - I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was Always....Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
291 |
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13 |
A pregnant woman is about to give birth... - A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery table, legs up in the sti...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
252 |
0 |
14 |
Why did God create man first? - Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it....Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
140 |
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15 |
Science alert - Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a woman....Read the whole joke |
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275 |
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There was this boy in high school that was what you would call... - There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
140 |
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17 |
Do you know why single women cannot fart? - Do you know why single women can't fart? Because, they don't get assholes untill they get marri...Read the whole joke |
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203 |
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18 |
On their wedding night the husband was so self... - On their wedding night the husband was so self - conscious about the smallness of his penis that bef...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
256 |
0 |
19 |
Golf lessons - A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like they want to, so they ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
318 |
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20 |
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right... - A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in thecrotch. Writhing in agony, he falls...Read the whole joke |
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232 |
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21 |
The young playboy took a blind date to an... - The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. T...Read the whole joke |
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153 |
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22 |
A man called the undertaker one afternoon... - A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: "Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wif...Read the whole joke |
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217 |
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23 |
Are you going to take her? - Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed. I just ca...Read the whole joke |
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209 |
0 |
24 |
Two wives were airing their troubles... - Two wives were airing their troubles:"I'd like to get a divorce," said the first."My husband and I j...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
148 |
0 |
25 |
A rural Frenchman was on trial... - A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with a neighbor. Upon being ask...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
301 |
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