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A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car - A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
2521 |
0 |
2 |
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 - ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just g...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
2634 |
1.5 |
3 |
IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement - IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
345 |
0 |
4 |
A talking Frog - A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
2507 |
0 |
5 |
Acronyms - PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE ...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
3078 |
2.5 |
6 |
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky... - Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: - Nobody would know about her if it weren't for Bill - She...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
324 |
0 |
7 |
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? - What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A fuckin know-it-all!...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
291 |
0 |
8 |
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to... - Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer is male or female: o...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
284 |
0 |
9 |
If IBM made toasters... - If IBM made toasters...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for o...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
335 |
0 |
10 |
If Microsoft made toasters... - If Microsoft made toasters...Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buya toaster. ...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
341 |
0 |
11 |
If Apple made toasters... - If Apple made toasters...It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier. The ...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
349 |
0 |
12 |
Does DEC still make toasters?.. - Does DEC still make toasters...? They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they?...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
377 |
0 |
13 |
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters... - If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
295 |
0 |
14 |
If Cray made toasters... - If Cray made toasters...They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other single-slice t...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
308 |
0 |
15 |
If Wang made toasters... - If Wang made toasters...Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in a toas...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
300 |
0 |
16 |
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center... - A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted s...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
2326 |
0.5 |
17 |
There are four basic types of chain letters: I - There are four basic types of chain letters:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chain Letter Type IHello, and thank you ...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
276 |
0 |
18 |
Chain Letter Type lI - Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really, go on and make o...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
293 |
0 |
19 |
Chain Letter Type III - Chain Letter Type IIIHi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This isabsolute...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
329 |
0 |
20 |
Chain Letter Type IV - Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of yourfriend...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
267 |
0 |
21 |
The Y-Zero-K Problem - The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius: A...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
347 |
0 |
22 |
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and... - I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.I'm betting...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
638 |
0 |
23 |
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated? - Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that to be really s...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
303 |
0 |
24 |
We've all heared that a million monkeys banging on a... - We've all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce th...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
320 |
0 |
25 |
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95... - Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. 'Pop,' he says, 'you can't run W...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
2262 |
0 |