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Category |
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Mental health jokes - A psychologist is at
a party talking
with a small group of people, when a man comes up
behind ...Read the whole joke |
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603 |
0 |
2 |
0 - What is the difference between a
psychiatrist and a psychologist?
If you say to a psychiatrist "I...Read the whole joke |
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218 |
0 |
3 |
Military jokes - Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect
Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a go...Read the whole joke |
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272 |
0 |
4 |
0 - General Heath, a famous lover of
parade
music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a ...Read the whole joke |
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274 |
0 |
5 |
0 - A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do
you like
civilian life?"
"Terrible," he said gruffl...Read the whole joke |
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251 |
0 |
6 |
0 - During an army basic training, the lieutenant
took the
batch on a match and asked each of them w...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
0 |
7 |
0 - There was this General-in-training,
and his superioirs
were asking him questions "What happened ...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
0 |
8 |
Money jokes - A man being mugged by two thugs put up a
tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and to...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
0 |
9 |
0 - A little boy
wanted $100 badly and prayed for
two weeks but nothing happened. Then he
decided ...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
0 |
10 |
0 - A couple was having a discussion about what
to see and do now that they were safely in Florida o...Read the whole joke |
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224 |
0 |
11 |
0 - What do you get if you
cross a sorceress with
a millionaire?
A very witch person....Read the whole joke |
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221 |
0 |
12 |
0 - Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A
Millionaire?
Sure. Here you are.
Thanks - bu...Read the whole joke |
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224 |
0 |
13 |
Monster jokes - What brings the monster's babies? The
Frankenstork....Read the whole joke |
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616 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Did you hear about the monster who went to a
holiday camp? He
won the ugly mug and knobbly knees...Read the whole joke |
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267 |
0 |
15 |
0 - How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
Bolt upright....Read the whole joke |
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273 |
0 |
16 |
0 - What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the
other?
I didn't know we lived on the same block....Read the whole joke |
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247 |
0 |
17 |
0 - How did Frankenstein's
monster eat his
lunch?
He bolted it down....Read the whole joke |
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251 |
0 |
18 |
Mouse jokes - One lab mouse to another:
I've trained that
crazy human at last.
How have you done that?
I do...Read the whole joke |
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577 |
0 |
19 |
0 - What do mice do when they're at
home ?
Mousework !...Read the whole joke |
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611 |
0 |
20 |
0 - What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !...Read the whole joke |
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241 |
0 |
21 |
0 - What kind of musical instrument do
mice play
?
A mouse organ !...Read the whole joke |
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229 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Why do mice have long tails ?
Well, they'd
look silly with long hair !...Read the whole joke |
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233 |
0 |
23 |
Movie and TV jokes - A movie producer is lying by the pool at
the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great stat...Read the whole joke |
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258 |
0 |
24 |
0 - How many film directors
does it take
to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he wants to do it th...Read the whole joke |
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208 |
0 |
25 |
0 - Q: How many
actors does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine ...Read the whole joke |
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246 |
0 |