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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Change - Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
2 |
Just Ducky! - If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline to a friend as you're walk...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
3 |
The Race - There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they decided to run ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
4 |
The Big Jump - Q....OK, there's a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the Empire State Building. If...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
5 |
The bad-mouthed parrot! - An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old man's language was ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
6 |
My wife... - My wife's gone to the West Indies.J'ya make'er?No, Barbados....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
7 |
A black and a white guy in heaven. - A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up to Heaven and they had to stop at the Pear...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
3261 |
0 |
8 |
Macintosh Computers - MACINTOSH stands for...Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
372 |
0 |
9 |
A new Priest. - A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After mass he asked the monsign...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
319 |
0 |
10 |
Bras - Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
11 |
What Gets Bigger and Bigger? - Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Mi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
125 |
0 |
12 |
The Cowboy Code - THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a lady, although he may lea...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
204 |
0 |
13 |
Ticket Please - Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
14 |
Let me say grace! - A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
15 |
The World of High Finance - A man walks into a New York bank, and says he's going to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow $5...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
16 |
What do you get... - What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
17 |
Power of the Internet - Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,3311 to change ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
18 |
Truth Be Told - A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
19 |
Bill Clinton vs JFK - Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in the back of a limous...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
20 |
Wooden Leg - Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage as he was sens...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
21 |
The Blonde Kidnapper - Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child. So the next day...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
22 |
Four Kids - There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his bike and fell. Ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
23 |
Why firemen have dogs - A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
24 |
Six Bad Days - Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
25 |
Chinese laundry man - This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants, the Chines...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |