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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Steal from this family - |After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
634 |
0 |
2 |
Visiting kindergarten - |Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
273 |
0 |
3 |
Robber met animals - |Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living ro...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
254 |
0 |
4 |
The woman is on fire - |A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say no...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
296 |
0 |
5 |
The highly-skilled fly - |A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands o...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
284 |
0 |
6 |
A story behind a gun - |Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
2551 |
0 |
7 |
You're in big trouble - |John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the office...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
620 |
0 |
8 |
Try to spell that name - |A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the dri...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
258 |
0 |
9 |
Some stupid truckers - |While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign th...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
277 |
0 |
10 |
Please show the I.D. - |The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun an...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
276 |
0 |
11 |
Stupid drunk blonde - |A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, t...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
311 |
0 |
12 |
Watching for suicide - |Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
253 |
0 |
13 |
Strange name for cats - |One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived i...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
324 |
0 |
14 |
Knitting and driving - |A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts o...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
265 |
0 |
15 |
Criminal steals lumber - |A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for y...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
330 |
0 |
16 |
Testing a new recruit - |Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you ha...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
258 |
0 |
17 |
He's a drunk driver - |There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the d...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
266 |
0 |
18 |
Stealing from a store - |This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the province of Quebec, Canada, in ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
325 |
0 |
19 |
Government is there - |At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
614 |
0 |
20 |
Some police quotes - |"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile.""If y...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
636 |
0 |
21 |
Where are you from? - |Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When the usher came ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
244 |
0 |
22 |
I have lost my father - |Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
278 |
0 |
23 |
New Miranda rights - |1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run away from me.2. Should you deci...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
270 |
0 |
24 |
Holmes investigation - |Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they l...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
255 |
0 |
25 |
Caught for speeding - |The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window."I've...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
350 |
0 |