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Title |
Category |
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A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist... - A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in room 27. She goes and...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
3294 |
0 |
2 |
Who's got my pen? - A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
299 |
0 |
3 |
The evils of marijuana - A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and on to his fav...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
340 |
0 |
4 |
What should you give a man who has everything? - What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
251 |
0 |
5 |
What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub? - What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
265 |
0 |
6 |
Not a foot - An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist's office instead and weave...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
257 |
0 |
7 |
This male prostitute contracted syphilis... - This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
312 |
0 |
8 |
Constipation problem - Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation."It's terrible," s...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
253 |
0 |
9 |
Broken leg - "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well,...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
380 |
0 |
10 |
Fred Dingaling - Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted speed ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
255 |
0 |
11 |
This male prostitute contracted leprosy... - This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
651 |
0 |
12 |
Can't remember - Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When did you first notice th...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
332 |
0 |
13 |
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology - Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever w...Read the whole joke |
Women |
321 |
0 |
14 |
Men vs. Women - Men vs. Women Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already knew that. But now...Read the whole joke |
Women |
291 |
0 |
15 |
How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? - How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , "A m...Read the whole joke |
Women |
289 |
0 |
16 |
Women with Weapons - The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own firearms. Unfortunat...Read the whole joke |
Women |
144 |
0 |
17 |
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time - How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,emp...Read the whole joke |
Women |
291 |
0 |
18 |
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? - Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down......Read the whole joke |
Women |
185 |
0 |
19 |
Why do women have legs? - why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??...Read the whole joke |
Women |
154 |
0 |
20 |
Manly signs - "Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. "Ithink I'm turning into a man...Read the whole joke |
Women |
280 |
0 |
21 |
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? - What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew a light bulb!...Read the whole joke |
Women |
222 |
0 |
22 |
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror... - Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few gray pubic hairs. She bent ...Read the whole joke |
Women |
313 |
0 |
23 |
A woman asks the hardware store clerk... - "Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk. "Yes, m'am." The clerk gesture...Read the whole joke |
Women |
2486 |
0 |
24 |
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist... - Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of her. "To remove t...Read the whole joke |
Women |
276 |
0 |
25 |
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE - WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When a ...Read the whole joke |
Women |
151 |
0 |