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Divorce jokes - Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce
ended up
in a nasty custody fight about a dog? When ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a
lightbulb ?
A: None. The sockets all went with ...Read the whole joke |
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3 |
0 - Ruby Alice walked up to
the desk of a
Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the
let...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Ralph was driving home one evening and
realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn'...Read the whole joke |
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222 |
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0 - An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New
York and says, "I
hate to ruin your day, but I ha...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
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6 |
0 - A married couple is driving down the
interstate doing
55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. H...Read the whole joke |
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198 |
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7 |
0 - A husband and wife were having dinner at a
very
fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning yo...Read the whole joke |
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564 |
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8 |
0 - A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office
wanting to file for
divorce.
Attorney: "May I hel...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Question: Why is divorce so
expensive?
Answer: Because it's worth it....Read the whole joke |
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0 - My husband and I divorced over
religious
differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't....Read the whole joke |
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0 - A ninety-year-old couple decide
to get a
divorce. They go to the judge and say, "Judge, we want ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: Why do divorced men get married
again?
A: Bad memory....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Definition of Divorce: The future tense of
marriage....Read the whole joke |
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245 |
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0 - Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for
a divorce from her
husband in 1949 on grounds of d...Read the whole joke |
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253 |
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0 - A
guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising
his voice, asks to speak to
himself.
"Sorry, he ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Question: What's the
major cause of
divorce?
Answer: Once is not enough....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: None, the sockets go with th...Read the whole joke |
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240 |
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Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed
my
pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil till I get there...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm
suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?...Read the whole joke |
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260 |
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0 - Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can
you
give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Doctor, how do I stop my nose from
running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a
lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Doctor, doctor I keep
thinking
I'm a bee
Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Doctor these pills you gave me for
BO...
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping out from
...Read the whole joke |
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