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Blonde Medical Terminology - ARTERY--The study of fine paintings. BARIUM--What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN--What yoiu are after...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
2 |
Your mama so stupid - Your mamma's so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
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3 |
The Jew, American, and Pollack. - Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand gernade from the plane, th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
4 |
Insults - You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with yo...Read the whole joke |
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163 |
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5 |
Airline - A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in...Read the whole joke |
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325 |
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6 |
Duck shopper - A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales person comes back with the condom an...Read the whole joke |
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196 |
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7 |
yo momma - Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
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8 |
No rest on this island - A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The group consisted of 12 women...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
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9 |
Yo Mamma so fat... - YO mamma is so fat...she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
311 |
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10 |
A new car. - One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. "What are you doing, the kid as...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
660 |
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11 |
The two bee\'s - Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going."Really bad," said the secon...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
429 |
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12 |
HELP...911 - A man frantically calls 911 and says, "help...my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 1...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
13 |
You know you\'re out of college when... - You know you're out of college when...1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
405 |
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14 |
30 Ways to Annoy Someone. - 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual mas...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
121 |
0 |
15 |
Things NOT to say to a Cop! - Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.2. Sorry, Officer, I ...Read the whole joke |
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173 |
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Cork it! - There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went to the showerhouse....Read the whole joke |
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231 |
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How to give your Cat a Pill. - 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right fore...Read the whole joke |
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168 |
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18 |
If men had a vagina. - 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour ...Read the whole joke |
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124 |
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19 |
Cat's Prayer - Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray for toys that look like miceand warm ...Read the whole joke |
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226 |
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20 |
The Difference is...... - What's the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a girl to blow his pay...Read the whole joke |
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179 |
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The eleventh commandment - We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was made. Just fo...Read the whole joke |
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138 |
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Newest game at the whitehouse - What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!...Read the whole joke |
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173 |
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Your Momma is so ugly - Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
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More Your Mommas - Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!Your Momma so dirty, when she ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
219 |
0 |
25 |
Cat Heaven - One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him the Lord says, "You've lived a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
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