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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
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Spelling jokes - How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g.
That's
wrong.
That's what you asked for, isn't it?...Read the whole joke |
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309 |
0 |
2 |
0 - First witch: Here's a banana
if you can
spell it.
Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don...Read the whole joke |
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312 |
0 |
3 |
0 - The young lad had applied for a job, and was
asked his full name.
"Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan,...Read the whole joke |
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339 |
0 |
4 |
Teeth jokes - Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth
your own?
Actor: Whose do you think they are?...Read the whole joke |
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1328 |
0 |
5 |
0 - What did the vampire call his
false teeth?
A new fangled device....Read the whole joke |
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1279 |
0 |
6 |
0 - What happened to the man who put his false
teeth in backwards?
He ate himself!...Read the whole joke |
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1326 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her
hands
when she sneezed?
To catch her false teeth...Read the whole joke |
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1362 |
0 |
8 |
0 - A man coughed violently, and his false
teeth
shot across the room and smashed against the wall. ...Read the whole joke |
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1196 |
0 |
9 |
Telephone jokes - After my wife and her former best buddy,
another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that p...Read the whole joke |
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307 |
0 |
10 |
0 - What do you call
an elephant in a phone
box?
Stuck....Read the whole joke |
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315 |
0 |
11 |
0 - What do ghosts use to phone home?
A
terror-phone....Read the whole joke |
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641 |
0 |
12 |
0 - Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
telephone.
Doctor: Why's that?
I keep getting calls in t...Read the whole joke |
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294 |
0.5 |
13 |
0 - At three o'clock one morning a
veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of ...Read the whole joke |
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315 |
0 |
14 |
Time jokes - A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they
told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzl...Read the whole joke |
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304 |
0 |
15 |
0 - A man had been
driving all night and by
morning was still far from his destination. He
decided...Read the whole joke |
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309 |
0 |
16 |
0 - How can you tell when witches are carrying
a
time bomb?
You can hear their brooms tick!...Read the whole joke |
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369 |
0 |
17 |
0 - What did the Loch Ness Monster say to
his
friend?
Long time no sea....Read the whole joke |
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301 |
0 |
18 |
0 - What time is it when you sit on a pin?
Spring
time....Read the whole joke |
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313 |
0 |
19 |
Vampire jokes - Why did the vampire attack the clown?
He
wanted the circus to be in his blood....Read the whole joke |
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1424 |
2.5 |
20 |
0 - Did you hear about the
vampire who had an
eye for the ladies?
He used to keep it in his back p...Read the whole joke |
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1289 |
0 |
21 |
0 - What is Dracula's favorite
fruit?
Neck-tarines....Read the whole joke |
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1329 |
0 |
22 |
0 - When the picture of the vampire's grandmother
crashed
to the floor in the middle of the night wh...Read the whole joke |
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1234 |
0 |
23 |
0 - What is a vampire's
favourite soup
?
Scream of mushroom !...Read the whole joke |
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1364 |
0 |
24 |
Travel and tourist jokes - A man wrote a letter to a small
hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.
H...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
0 |
25 |
0 - A man was driving along
the
highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He ...Read the whole joke |
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251 |
0 |