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Title |
Category |
Hits |
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Why did the cactus cross the road? - Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by Robbie...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
129 |
0 |
2 |
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet... - A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
251 |
0 |
3 |
A talking horse - A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.The man had ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
300 |
0 |
4 |
The essential difference - One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
324 |
0 |
5 |
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel... - A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2552 |
0 |
6 |
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office... - A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, "Woof..woof..woof....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2579 |
0 |
7 |
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler? - Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
359 |
0 |
8 |
A lusty camel - A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one c...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
3107 |
0 |
9 |
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them... - A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. "What's your name?" she asks the fir...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
2697 |
0 |
10 |
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft... - An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down an...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
332 |
0 |
11 |
What are 3 problems about being an egg? - What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your faceis ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
369 |
0 |
12 |
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together? - Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A: Bullshit...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
302 |
0 |
13 |
What is grey and comes in quarts? - What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
206 |
0 |
14 |
There was once a wide mouth frog... - There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn't know what to feed them. She went to ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
316 |
0 |
15 |
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole... - One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim there, decides to investig...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
363 |
0 |
16 |
Did you hear about the blind skunk... - Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
392 |
0 |
17 |
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common? - What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
364 |
0 |
18 |
What did the elephant say to the naked man? - What did the elephant say to the naked man?That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
370 |
0 |
19 |
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg? - What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
299 |
0 |
20 |
What's the difference between a bull and a cow? - What's the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
235 |
0 |
21 |
A Duck walks into a bar... - A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread[After a ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
3003 |
0 |
22 |
A man takes his sick dog to the vet... - A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down a...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
295 |
0 |
23 |
It's so easy to milk a cow... - It's so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
406 |
0 |
24 |
What has four legs and eight arms? - Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children's play area....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
185 |
0 |
25 |
Two male flies are buzzing around... - Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real cutie sitting ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
231 |
0 |