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Doctor and nurse jokes - Why did the nurse always insist on
using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?
Because...Read the whole joke |
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608 |
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2 |
0 - Did you hear about the nurse who died
and went
straight to hell?
It took her two weeks to reali...Read the whole joke |
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301 |
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3 |
0 - How many nurses does it take to
change a light bulb?
None, they just have a nursing assistant do ...Read the whole joke |
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239 |
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4 |
0 - How many triage nurses does it take
to
change a light bulb?
One, but the bulb will have to spen...Read the whole joke |
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759 |
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5 |
0 - How many doctors does it take to
change a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tel...Read the whole joke |
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236 |
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6 |
0 - "The doctor said he would have me on
my feet in two weeks."
"And did he?"
"Yes, I had to sell ...Read the whole joke |
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213 |
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0 - An old fellow came
into the
hospital truly on death's door due to an infected gallbladder.
The...Read the whole joke |
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8 |
0 - A man goes to the eye doctor. The
receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I k...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Patient: I always see spots before my
eyes.
Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient: Sure, ...Read the whole joke |
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10 |
0 - A man needing a
heart transplant
is told by his doctor that the only heart available is
that o...Read the whole joke |
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343 |
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11 |
0 - What's the difference between a
general practitioner and a specialist?
One treats what you have...Read the whole joke |
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314 |
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0 - What is a double-blind study?
Two
orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram....Read the whole joke |
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341 |
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13 |
0 - At a medical
convention, a male
doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male
d...Read the whole joke |
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327 |
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14 |
0 - How many physiotherapists
does it
take to change a light bulb?
None. They just give the dead bu...Read the whole joke |
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306 |
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15 |
0 - "Why are you so
excited?", the
surgeon asked the patient that was about to be
anesthetized.
"...Read the whole joke |
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0 - "What do you do?" a young man asked
the beautiful girl he was dancing with. "I'm a nurse." "I wi...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
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17 |
0 - A man who was very
upset walked
in to see his doctor. "Doctor, you've got to help me!"
he wail...Read the whole joke |
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302 |
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18 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of
bats, creepy-crawlies, demons,
ghosts, monsters, vampires, we...Read the whole joke |
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312 |
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19 |
0 - There were ten zebras in the zoo. All
but nine escaped. How many were
left? Nine!...Read the whole joke |
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339 |
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20 |
0 - Nurse: Would you like an appointment
for next week?
Patient: No, I'm sick now....Read the whole joke |
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339 |
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21 |
0 - Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I
fell last night,' he said. 'And I was unconscious for eight ...Read the whole joke |
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288 |
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22 |
0 - Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better
today!
Camper: It should, I practised all night!...Read the whole joke |
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288 |
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23 |
0 - A coffin was being moved
when it
fell off a wagon, and started down the hill. One of the
morti...Read the whole joke |
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221 |
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0 - The ninety-year-old man was in for
his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about ...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
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0 - 1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan
in the
refrigerator?
Because when she kept it in the freez...Read the whole joke |
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236 |
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