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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Mr.Richman has 3daughters... - Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody ar...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
1 |
2 |
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert... - A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit a friend. He'd never seen a tra...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
272 |
0 |
3 |
Diary Entries - Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful here. Thehills are so maj...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
4 |
A bar name - A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer "why doesn't your store have a name", the store ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
3870 |
3.625 |
5 |
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms? - Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
221 |
0 |
6 |
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn? - Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw some nails down on the counter and a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0.5 |
7 |
Why is a violist like a terrorist? - Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
8 |
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? - Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
9 |
What do elephants use for tampoons? - Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
10 |
What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes? - Q. What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
123 |
0 |
11 |
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? - Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
215 |
0 |
12 |
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman? - What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
13 |
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common? - Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more you bang them the looser they get.S...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
108 |
0 |
14 |
What did the egg say to the boiling water? - What did the egg say to the boiling water?"I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!"Sent by...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
15 |
An artist asked the gallery owner... - An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |
16 |
Cheap widow - A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her recently deceased husba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
127 |
0 |
17 |
A man moves into a nudist colony... - A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking him to send her a curre...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
291 |
0 |
18 |
What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and... - Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstickand a magician's wand?A: A Magician's wand...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
124 |
0 |
19 |
How do you tell two KKK members apart? - How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she's their mother.......Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
107 |
0 |
20 |
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? - Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with cheese....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
128 |
0 |
21 |
What would Princess Diana be doing right... - Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A: Scratching on the lid o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
133 |
0 |
22 |
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy... - What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?A pool table....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
132 |
0 |
23 |
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer... - A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
568 |
0 |
24 |
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? - What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslex...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
133 |
0 |
25 |
Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? - Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? Because they all have phones...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |