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1 |
Santa's Helpers? - |Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
314 |
0 |
2 |
Santa's Wife - |Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus....Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
321 |
0 |
3 |
Alphabet letters - |How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel ... the angels did say...E.T. wen...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
69469 |
0 |
4 |
Canada language - |How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How do y...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
260 |
0 |
5 |
Canada America - |An American will say, "Hot day!" A Canadian will say, "Hot day, eh?" meaning "It's a hot day, isn't...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
694 |
0 |
6 |
Stop redundancy - |The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided n...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
374 |
0 |
7 |
Creative wording - |BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for sake of exampl...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
409 |
0 |
8 |
Poem of English - |Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like co...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
676 |
0 |
9 |
Europe English - |The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official langua...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
427 |
0 |
10 |
Tips to improve your writing - |1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.3. Employ the ...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
272 |
0 |
11 |
A lecture about English - |A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A doubl...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes |
2221 |
0 |
12 |
Types of computer viruses - |Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
653 |
0 |
13 |
Bill Gates picks his own punishment - |Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all et...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
298 |
0 |
14 |
Would you define OCR? - |OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back i...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
232 |
0 |
15 |
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World - |10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisne...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
316 |
0 |
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Floppy disk care - |By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never l...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
322 |
0 |
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The problem is at your end - |One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
314 |
0 |
18 |
Mailing list users changing light bulbs - |Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hund...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
310 |
0 |
19 |
Some possible computer bumper stickers - |1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the c...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
260 |
0 |
20 |
Have a Microsoft Christmas - |'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except fat...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
753 |
0 |
21 |
Diary of a computer lamer - |July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I've heard is the best online service I can...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
311 |
0 |
22 |
The Apple explosion - |OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increase...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
372 |
0 |
23 |
Error codes in Windows - |WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger WinErr 002: No Error - Yet WinErr 003: Dynamic linkin...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
659 |
0 |
24 |
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker - |10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He's won the Publisher's Cleari...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
277 |
0 |
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The 25 BBS Commandments - |Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou shalt remember thy name and pass...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
474 |
0 |