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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Actual Medical Charts - The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
299 |
0 |
2 |
Actual Answer from a Medical Student - While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students. ?As you can se...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
281 |
0 |
3 |
A Short Time to Live - A man hasn't been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
280 |
0 |
4 |
A Hot Day - It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly pi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
305 |
0 |
5 |
A Brief History Of Medicine - A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root 1000 A.D. - That roo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
53046 |
0 |
6 |
Boy or Girl - In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born boy baby and asks, "A...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
128 |
0 |
7 |
Arthritis is so cruel - "I'll tell you," he said, "I've learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease." "Crueller than can...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
911 |
0 |
8 |
Ain't She Cute - Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) "Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she sm...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
313 |
0 |
9 |
Comments from Dr's Patients - A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonosc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
10 |
Emergency doctor visit - A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
11 |
Medical Advancement - A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
12 |
Dentist Visit - The Smiths were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
13 |
Curing a Cough - The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner goe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
14 |
Good and Bad News - An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
15 |
A Dose of HMO's Own Medicine - A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pea...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
297 |
0 |
16 |
An Orgasmic Problem - A woman went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
279 |
0 |
17 |
Murphy's Combat Laws - Murphy's Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire - isn't. Recoilless rifles - aren't. Suppressive fi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
18 |
Submarine humor and fun - Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes in the water than...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
19 |
Remember during wars - Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy fire is friendly fire. 2...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
20 |
Civil War Era humor - Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating to th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
21 |
Humor relating to Iraq - The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics: 1. Engage the enemy...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
22 |
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes - Q: What's the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ------------------------------------------------------...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
394 |
0 |
23 |
The Colonel's Order - A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: "Tomorrow evening at approximate...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
207 |
0 |
24 |
mBragging about old times - Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled,"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
25 |
Funny Instruction Labels - These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
251 |
0 |