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Halloween jokes - Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for
Halloween?
A: Dead....Read the whole joke |
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240 |
0 |
2 |
0 - What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on
Halloween?
A trick-or-fleat!...Read the whole joke |
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250 |
0 |
3 |
0 - What kind of make up was the girl wearing on
Halloween?
Mash-scara!...Read the whole joke |
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233 |
0 |
4 |
Hair and bald jokes - Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg
gets invited to a costume party. Being shy and self-cons...Read the whole joke |
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1198 |
0 |
5 |
0 - Your so bald, I can see what your
thinking....Read the whole joke |
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1613 |
0 |
6 |
0 - The Sunday
School teacher asked if
any of the children's parents had quoted from
the Bible in ...Read the whole joke |
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1141 |
0 |
7 |
0 - After accepting an
invitation to
dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants...Read the whole joke |
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1098 |
0 |
8 |
0 - YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU
WHERE A
TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT....Read the whole joke |
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1139 |
0 |
9 |
0 - a guy was teased everywhere of his
totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he d...Read the whole joke |
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1274 |
0 |
10 |
0 - Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you
for a green
rabbit....Read the whole joke |
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1145 |
0 |
11 |
0 - I had a dream you were a tire last
night. I woke up and you were
bald....Read the whole joke |
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1644 |
0 |
12 |
0 - Your so bald your bald...Read the whole joke |
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1203 |
0 |
13 |
0 - A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat
on the barber's chair
and said, "I'll have a shave and...Read the whole joke |
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1124 |
0 |
14 |
0 - First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch
and didn't turn a hair!
Second boy: I'm not surprised -...Read the whole joke |
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1096 |
0 |
15 |
0 - What do you call
an English teacher,
five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils
and tot...Read the whole joke |
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1146 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Look at that bald man over there.
It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears....Read the whole joke |
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1098 |
0 |
17 |
0 - America's
oldest lady was 115 years
old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on her
head.
H...Read the whole joke |
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1170 |
0 |
18 |
0 - What's your dad getting for Christmas?
Bald and fat....Read the whole joke |
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1180 |
0 |
19 |
0 - Doctor, doctor, can you give me
something for my baldness?
How about a few pounds of pig manur...Read the whole joke |
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1145 |
0 |
20 |
0 - Why do bald-headed men never use
keys?
Because they've lost their locks....Read the whole joke |
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1122 |
0 |
21 |
0 - Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the short cuts....Read the whole joke |
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1141 |
0 |
22 |
0 - A man sitting in a barber's
chair
noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he comme...Read the whole joke |
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1098 |
0 |
23 |
Hair
and bald jokes - A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an
empty
chair.
"Haircut, sir?" asked the barber...Read the whole joke |
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984 |
0 |
24 |
Hair and bald jokes - How much for a haircut?
Barber:
Fifteen dollars.
How much for a shave?
Barber: Ten dollars. ...Read the whole joke |
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1383 |
3.75 |
25 |
0 - What's a barber's favourite kind of
holiday?
Cruising on a clipper....Read the whole joke |
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239 |
0 |