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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A Rainbow of Devotion - A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
704 |
0 |
2 |
A Message For The Manager - A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the ba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
341 |
0 |
3 |
A Drinking Problem - I have got a drinking problem.... I've got two hands, but only one mouth......Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0 |
4 |
3 Shots of Whiskey - A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left. This continued...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
110 |
0 |
5 |
2 Drunk Guys - A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of cou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
130 |
0 |
6 |
12 Year Old Scotch - A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The barman thinks "This guy i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
101 |
0 |
7 |
Extremely Drunk - A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
8 |
Can I Smell Something - A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking woman. After a few drinks he musters t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
635 |
0 |
9 |
All Lawyers are Assholes - A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up and says "Hey.....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
304 |
0 |
10 |
Blonde Goes Shopping - A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she to...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
11 |
Another Dumb Blonde - A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a smal...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
329 |
0 |
12 |
21, 21, 21 - There's a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,"..." Then a blonde pulls up, gets o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
80 |
0.5 |
13 |
The Chair - A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a lie, the chair wou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
14 |
A Blonde Job Interview - A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Miss, c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
3153 |
0 |
15 |
The Cliff And The Blondes. - A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the same time. Who lands first? The dumb b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
16 |
Return the Dog - Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves. They had rea...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
126 |
0 |
17 |
Cheating Boyfriend - A blonde complained to her friend, "I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he cheats so much I'm not e...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
18 |
Emergency Kit - Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
19 |
3 Wishes - A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years, they live there, and one day t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
20 |
Only three doors - An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
21 |
Keys Locked In - Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his car? A: Took him an hour to get his...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
709 |
0 |
22 |
Angry Truck Driver - A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. H...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
283 |
0 |
23 |
An Hour Fast - A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde. "I just got this amazing watch," he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
666 |
0 |
24 |
Alligator Shoes - A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator sho...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
451 |
0 |
25 |
Blonde Father - A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife st...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
394 |
0 |