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Gorilla jokes - If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great
Lakes, what will it become?
Wet!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What did George Washington have to do with
Gorillas?
As little as possible, dummy!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a
gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were com...Read the whole joke |
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226 |
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4 |
0 - What did the Gorilla call his first
wife?
His prime-mate!...Read the whole joke |
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225 |
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5 |
0 - What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign,
'Clean
Washroom'?
He cleaned it!...Read the whole joke |
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6 |
0 - What did the great Ape say as he plummeted
from the
skyscraper?
Listen baby, I think I'm fallin...Read the whole joke |
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218 |
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7 |
0 - What did the great Ape
shout to the pilots
who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
Listen, h...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
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8 |
0 - What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to
Paris?
Ape Suzettes!...Read the whole joke |
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205 |
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0 - What do you feed a 600 pound
Gorilla?
Anything it wants!...Read the whole joke |
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214 |
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0 - What does a Gorilla attorney study?
The Law
of the jungle!...Read the whole joke |
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607 |
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0 - What does a Gorilla learn first in
school?
The Apey-cees!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a
pretty
girl?
I can't help it - she brings out the ...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
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13 |
0 - What gives a gorilla good taste?
Four years
in an Ivy League school!...Read the whole joke |
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219 |
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14 |
0 - What happened when the Ape won
the door
prize?
He didn't take it - he already had a door!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What happens if you cross
a parrot with a
Gorilla?
Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth t...Read the whole joke |
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660 |
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0 - What happens if you cross an Ape with an
octopus?
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What happens when you throw
one banana to
two hungry Apes?
A banana split!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What is the Ape monster's name?
Godzilla
Gorilla!...Read the whole joke |
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291 |
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0 - What political party entices most
Gorillas?
The Treepublican Party!...Read the whole joke |
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280 |
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0 - What would happen if you crossed Magilla
Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?
It would drink the brand...Read the whole joke |
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298 |
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21 |
0 - What's black, brown and white, black, brown
and white, brown and
white, etc.?
A Gorilla riding ...Read the whole joke |
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695 |
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22 |
0 - What's black, hairy, and writes
under
water?
A ball-point gorilla!...Read the whole joke |
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279 |
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0 - What's hairy and flies through the
air?
Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - When did the Gorillas start to picket
the
cookie factory?
The day they started to manufacture a...Read the whole joke |
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353 |
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0 - When the
lumberjacks sawed down the tree,
where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost
branch...Read the whole joke |
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273 |
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