| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Deaf Genie
- A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter.He asks the man,"Where did you get s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
| 2 |
Domination
- Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. On...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1007 |
0 |
| 3 |
Grasshopper
- A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a drink."The bartender can't believe hi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
| 4 |
True announcements during Sunday service
- And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall next Tuesday a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
| 5 |
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
- Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
| 6 |
The nsync joke
- God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
| 7 |
Blonde House Fire
- A blonde's house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, "My house is onfire." The dispatcher says, "Wel...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
| 8 |
A Fairy Tale
- Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in a pond. The...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
314 |
0 |
| 9 |
Why do Lawyers smell?
- Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
678 |
0 |
| 10 |
How to drown a blonde.
- How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom of the pool!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
529 |
0 |
| 11 |
Mice in a lightbulb?
- Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two...but I don't know how they'd get in th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
| 12 |
Behind the Hedge
- This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It was dark out and he was walki...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1107 |
0 |
| 13 |
The Kid Who Knew too much .
- One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 14 |
Count Down
- What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
244 |
0 |
| 15 |
Heavenly Help
- A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just so happened that a devoutle...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
390 |
0 |
| 16 |
Blondes r thick?!
- Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys, not runs, there aren't any s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
| 17 |
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
- Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she send...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
| 18 |
Dwayne
- Knock Knock! Who's There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I'm Dwowning!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
| 19 |
Paranoid Idiot
- Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important is out to get...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
977 |
0 |
| 20 |
Holy water
- How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
| 21 |
14 Lawyer Quickies.
- Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from bei...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
436 |
0 |
| 22 |
Panda Bear
- What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper rash!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
279 |
0 |
| 23 |
A Pair of Shoes
- This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
269 |
0 |
| 24 |
Blonde Mechanics
- A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besid...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
| 25 |
Redneck on a Computer
- 10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8. The six front keys ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
