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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
What do you do in case of fallout? - What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter strokes!...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
162 |
0 |
2 |
A woman walks into her accountant's office and... - A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accou...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
185 |
0 |
3 |
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer... - When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted. But several weeks an...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
206 |
0 |
4 |
For me, penises are a hobby... - For me, penises are a hobby ... kinda like fishing ... The small ones you throw back, The good-sized...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
238 |
0 |
5 |
Different sex outcomes - Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: "Oh that was great! Love you... wanna marry?"Blonde after ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
222 |
0 |
6 |
How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead? - Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
242 |
0 |
7 |
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over... - A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks up to the car and sees a nice...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
673 |
0 |
8 |
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low? - Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her on the lips!...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
269 |
0.5 |
9 |
A horny young man went to a brothel... - A horny young man went to a brothel... The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. T...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
269 |
0 |
10 |
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits? - Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings fell out....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
280 |
0 |
11 |
Two hookers were on a street corner... - Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the hookers said, ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
247 |
0 |
12 |
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with... - Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles. They have their...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
270 |
0 |
13 |
The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume... - The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume."This is called 'Perhaps'," said the sal...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
321 |
0 |
14 |
The common symptoms of swine flu - The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and an irresistib...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
304 |
0 |
15 |
Take her apart! - A young boy asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of cour...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
275 |
0 |
16 |
The art of foreplay - Woman, "Slow down, foreplay is an art."Man, "Well, if you don't get your canvas arranged soon, ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
331 |
0 |
17 |
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog... - Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screams,...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
282 |
0 |
18 |
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim... - A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest "Will I really sink if you tak...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
282 |
0 |
19 |
One neighbor says to the other... - One neighbor says to the other, "Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the blinds on your bedroom open, ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
629 |
0 |
20 |
The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college... - The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "In ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
262 |
0 |
21 |
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch? - What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone, a bitch sleeps with e...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
221 |
0 |
22 |
Did you know Sex is a crime? - Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor - The more I miss de meaner I get.....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
238 |
0 |
23 |
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with... - If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep harder with a hard on?...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
259 |
0 |
24 |
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl... - One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl which he did not know. The old man bega...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
319 |
0 |
25 |
Three college students were rapping about who they'd like to be... - Three college students were rapping about who they'd like to be cast off on a desert with. The first...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
209 |
0 |